I agree with msbelle. Reschedule your birthday. Or just extend it.
Buffy. When I saw you stop the world from, you know, ending, I just assumed that was a big week for you. Turns out I suddenly find myself needing to know the plural of 'apocalypse.'
Riley ,'Potential'
Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Dana - Jun 21, 2010 7:23:37 am PDT #7913 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
smonster - Jun 21, 2010 7:29:17 am PDT #7914 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Palin has a solution for Gulf disaster
That woman tests my commitment to not wishing ill on anyone.
Lee - Jun 21, 2010 7:34:23 am PDT #7915 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
I'm sorry your week is being so awful Teppy. Definitely extend your birthday.
In other Fricking Tino news, this morning I had an 8:10 doctor appointment at a place I'd never been, so I get to the general area the building should be about 8:00, and can't find the fucking place. At 8:08, I decide I am tired of driving in circles, so I try to call the office to see where they are, and it takes me 11 minutes to actually get someone on the phone in the office to ask them where they are, by which point they've canceled my appointment already, so now I have to go back at 11:00.
Jessica - Jun 21, 2010 7:34:25 am PDT #7916 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
The New Yorker presents the BP "I Hate To Clean-Up" Cookbook:
Blackened Prawns
This is such a favorite with the guys on the rigs that the running joke is that our company was named after the dish!
Ingredients:
Prawns. If prawns are extinct, use chicken drumettes.
tommyrot - Jun 21, 2010 7:34:39 am PDT #7917 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Teenager Attempts to Rob Gas Station with Caulk Gun
He was unable to persuade the gas station attendant to hand over the contents of the cash register:
Just after he walked out to a red pickup truck at a gas pump, another man — who police later identified as Jose Alejandro Romero, 17 — walked into the store with a caulk gun partially visible under a white t-shirt, the affidavit said.
The man pointed the caulk gun at Limuel and demanded money, the affidavit said.
Limuel told police he thought it was a joke when he saw the caulk gun, but the assailant continued to demand money, the affidavit said.
The man struck Limuel with the caulk gun after he could not open the cash drawer, the affidavit said, then Limuel struck back, hitting the man with a plastic trash can.
Vortex - Jun 21, 2010 7:34:43 am PDT #7918 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Ah, I see. Bummer.
Strix - Jun 21, 2010 7:35:22 am PDT #7919 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Ooh, but me! I`ll be driving through KC on my way to Indy! I think. Unless we go Tulsa way. And we`ll probably be in Dallas sometime late in the summer.
Ooh, when, Liese? You should totally call me. Gud lives in KC, too, and I think dcp is near! (Hi, dcp! Email me your addy for wedding invite!)
Cash, I would be a mite pissed, too. I've dealt with head lice clean up a couple of times when working at the shelter, and it's a LOT of work.
smonster, um. You are nicer than me. Palin is a moron, who needs some seriously painful cluesporking.
Vortex - Jun 21, 2010 7:35:50 am PDT #7920 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
I agree with msbelle. Reschedule your birthday. Or just extend it.
absolutely. I just had my final birthday dinner on Thursday, so exactly a month after my actual birthday.
Tom Scola - Jun 21, 2010 7:36:53 am PDT #7921 of 30001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
Polter-Cow - Jun 21, 2010 7:43:31 am PDT #7922 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
I saw a bumper sticker this morning: "Former embryo on board." It made me rethink my entire stance on abortion! And then I wanted to punch the driver in the face. And by face I mean blastula.