Handsome brooding vampire guy has to swoop in all sensitive mouth and overhanging forehead. How 'bout leaving some scraps for the homely-looking fellows who don't turn evil when they get some?

Doyle ,'Life of the Party'


Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Jun 02, 2010 12:51:46 pm PDT #3428 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Rugged Brit FCM:

Vampy FCM:


Lee - Jun 02, 2010 12:56:47 pm PDT #3429 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

F Clive, M Craig, C Statham

F all three vamps, then C them.


Vortex - Jun 02, 2010 12:57:39 pm PDT #3430 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

F Jason Statham C Clive Owen M Daniel Craig

Vampy is difficult, I don't really like any of them, but I guess

F Ian Somerhalder C Jason Dohring M James Marsters


Cashmere - Jun 02, 2010 1:00:00 pm PDT #3431 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

F Jason Statham
C Clive Owen
M Daniel Craig

F James Marsters
C Ian Somerhalder
M Jason Dohring


smonster - Jun 02, 2010 1:03:17 pm PDT #3432 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

F Owen, C Craig, M Statham

Not loving the vamp choices either. F Somerhalder, C Marsters (he just creeps me out these days) and M Dohring, but mostly for Logan


§ ita § - Jun 02, 2010 1:03:57 pm PDT #3433 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I should flip those questions and ask:

FCM:

  • The Transporter
  • James Bond
  • The Audi Driver

FCM:

  • Damon Salvatore
  • Spike (souled or unsouled--take your pick)
  • Josef

For the actors, F Statham, M Owen, C Craig. F Dohring C Somerhalder, M Marsters (that's just weird).

For the characters: F The Audi Driver, C Bond (liability on the level of Sam Winchester!), M The Transporter; C Damon, F Josef, M Spike (unsouled, and I'd like to be vamped too, thanks).


§ ita § - Jun 02, 2010 1:04:52 pm PDT #3434 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

WHUT??? YOU'RE CHUCKING CLIVE??? HEATHENS!!

Huh. Still not dealing well.


Kristen - Jun 02, 2010 1:16:15 pm PDT #3435 of 30001

That looks ridiculous. Like she's wearing a policeman's cap, but on her chest.

My first thought was that her breasts were graduating from college.


smonster - Jun 02, 2010 1:23:54 pm PDT #3436 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Kristen ftw.

Hey, I didn't chuck Clive.

M Spike (unsouled, and I'd like to be vamped too, thanks).

We're all dreadfully shocked. Really.


§ ita § - Jun 02, 2010 1:28:50 pm PDT #3437 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Hey, I didn't chuck Clive.

He is totally hubby and father material, I swears. Good call.

We're all dreadfully shocked. Really.

So much for my air of mystery.