Giles, if you would like to get by in American society, then you are going to have to follow our traditions. You're the patriarch. You have to host the festivities, or it's all meaningless.

Buffy ,'Sleeper'


Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Jun 02, 2010 12:51:46 pm PDT #3428 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Rugged Brit FCM:

Vampy FCM:


Lee - Jun 02, 2010 12:56:47 pm PDT #3429 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

F Clive, M Craig, C Statham

F all three vamps, then C them.


Vortex - Jun 02, 2010 12:57:39 pm PDT #3430 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

F Jason Statham C Clive Owen M Daniel Craig

Vampy is difficult, I don't really like any of them, but I guess

F Ian Somerhalder C Jason Dohring M James Marsters


Cashmere - Jun 02, 2010 1:00:00 pm PDT #3431 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

F Jason Statham
C Clive Owen
M Daniel Craig

F James Marsters
C Ian Somerhalder
M Jason Dohring


smonster - Jun 02, 2010 1:03:17 pm PDT #3432 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

F Owen, C Craig, M Statham

Not loving the vamp choices either. F Somerhalder, C Marsters (he just creeps me out these days) and M Dohring, but mostly for Logan


§ ita § - Jun 02, 2010 1:03:57 pm PDT #3433 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I should flip those questions and ask:

FCM:

  • The Transporter
  • James Bond
  • The Audi Driver

FCM:

  • Damon Salvatore
  • Spike (souled or unsouled--take your pick)
  • Josef

For the actors, F Statham, M Owen, C Craig. F Dohring C Somerhalder, M Marsters (that's just weird).

For the characters: F The Audi Driver, C Bond (liability on the level of Sam Winchester!), M The Transporter; C Damon, F Josef, M Spike (unsouled, and I'd like to be vamped too, thanks).


§ ita § - Jun 02, 2010 1:04:52 pm PDT #3434 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

WHUT??? YOU'RE CHUCKING CLIVE??? HEATHENS!!

Huh. Still not dealing well.


Kristen - Jun 02, 2010 1:16:15 pm PDT #3435 of 30001

That looks ridiculous. Like she's wearing a policeman's cap, but on her chest.

My first thought was that her breasts were graduating from college.


smonster - Jun 02, 2010 1:23:54 pm PDT #3436 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Kristen ftw.

Hey, I didn't chuck Clive.

M Spike (unsouled, and I'd like to be vamped too, thanks).

We're all dreadfully shocked. Really.


§ ita § - Jun 02, 2010 1:28:50 pm PDT #3437 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Hey, I didn't chuck Clive.

He is totally hubby and father material, I swears. Good call.

We're all dreadfully shocked. Really.

So much for my air of mystery.