I don't care if it is an orgy of death, there's still such a thing as a napkin.

Willow ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


smonster - Jun 02, 2010 1:03:17 pm PDT #3432 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

F Owen, C Craig, M Statham

Not loving the vamp choices either. F Somerhalder, C Marsters (he just creeps me out these days) and M Dohring, but mostly for Logan


§ ita § - Jun 02, 2010 1:03:57 pm PDT #3433 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I should flip those questions and ask:

FCM:

  • The Transporter
  • James Bond
  • The Audi Driver

FCM:

  • Damon Salvatore
  • Spike (souled or unsouled--take your pick)
  • Josef

For the actors, F Statham, M Owen, C Craig. F Dohring C Somerhalder, M Marsters (that's just weird).

For the characters: F The Audi Driver, C Bond (liability on the level of Sam Winchester!), M The Transporter; C Damon, F Josef, M Spike (unsouled, and I'd like to be vamped too, thanks).


§ ita § - Jun 02, 2010 1:04:52 pm PDT #3434 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

WHUT??? YOU'RE CHUCKING CLIVE??? HEATHENS!!

Huh. Still not dealing well.


Kristen - Jun 02, 2010 1:16:15 pm PDT #3435 of 30001

That looks ridiculous. Like she's wearing a policeman's cap, but on her chest.

My first thought was that her breasts were graduating from college.


smonster - Jun 02, 2010 1:23:54 pm PDT #3436 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Kristen ftw.

Hey, I didn't chuck Clive.

M Spike (unsouled, and I'd like to be vamped too, thanks).

We're all dreadfully shocked. Really.


§ ita § - Jun 02, 2010 1:28:50 pm PDT #3437 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Hey, I didn't chuck Clive.

He is totally hubby and father material, I swears. Good call.

We're all dreadfully shocked. Really.

So much for my air of mystery.


Atropa - Jun 02, 2010 2:09:17 pm PDT #3438 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

C Josef, F Spike, M Damon (but only if he turned me). It was a difficult choice, but I think I'd find Damon more entertaining in the long run than Spike. Not to mention that Dru is still roaming around out there, and I wouldn't want to get her angry with ME.


Scrappy - Jun 02, 2010 2:12:19 pm PDT #3439 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

F Tennant.

Oh, have we moved on from that? I got kinda stuck there.


§ ita § - Jun 02, 2010 2:12:52 pm PDT #3440 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

M Damon (but only if he turned me)

Is this how unsurprising I was?


Calli - Jun 02, 2010 2:13:47 pm PDT #3441 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Wow, the FCM flies fast here. From a couple of hours ago, SPN FCM: F: Dean. (mmmmmm)

C: Sam (yeah, he just doesn't trip my trigger)

M: Castiel (that's one fine looking vessel)

And the actors would play out the same way, with Misha getting bonus points for his particular brand of crazy.