F Clive, M Craig, C Statham
F all three vamps, then C them.
Willow: You know what they say. The bigger they are... Anya: The faster they stomp you into nothin'.
'The Killer In Me'
Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Lee - Jun 02, 2010 12:56:47 pm PDT #3429 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Vortex - Jun 02, 2010 12:57:39 pm PDT #3430 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
F Jason Statham C Clive Owen M Daniel Craig
Vampy is difficult, I don't really like any of them, but I guess
F Ian Somerhalder C Jason Dohring M James Marsters
Cashmere - Jun 02, 2010 1:00:00 pm PDT #3431 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.
F Jason Statham
C Clive Owen
M Daniel Craig
F James Marsters
C Ian Somerhalder
M Jason Dohring
smonster - Jun 02, 2010 1:03:17 pm PDT #3432 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
F Owen, C Craig, M Statham
Not loving the vamp choices either. F Somerhalder, C Marsters (he just creeps me out these days) and M Dohring, but mostly for Logan
§ ita § - Jun 02, 2010 1:03:57 pm PDT #3433 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I should flip those questions and ask:
FCM:
- The Transporter
- James Bond
- The Audi Driver
FCM:
- Damon Salvatore
- Spike (souled or unsouled--take your pick)
- Josef
For the actors, F Statham, M Owen, C Craig. F Dohring C Somerhalder, M Marsters (that's just weird).
For the characters: F The Audi Driver, C Bond (liability on the level of Sam Winchester!), M The Transporter; C Damon, F Josef, M Spike (unsouled, and I'd like to be vamped too, thanks).
§ ita § - Jun 02, 2010 1:04:52 pm PDT #3434 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
WHUT??? YOU'RE CHUCKING CLIVE??? HEATHENS!!
Huh. Still not dealing well.
Kristen - Jun 02, 2010 1:16:15 pm PDT #3435 of 30001
That looks ridiculous. Like she's wearing a policeman's cap, but on her chest.
My first thought was that her breasts were graduating from college.
smonster - Jun 02, 2010 1:23:54 pm PDT #3436 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Kristen ftw.
Hey, I didn't chuck Clive.
M Spike (unsouled, and I'd like to be vamped too, thanks).
We're all dreadfully shocked. Really.
§ ita § - Jun 02, 2010 1:28:50 pm PDT #3437 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Hey, I didn't chuck Clive.
He is totally hubby and father material, I swears. Good call.
We're all dreadfully shocked. Really.
So much for my air of mystery.
Atropa - Jun 02, 2010 2:09:17 pm PDT #3438 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
C Josef, F Spike, M Damon (but only if he turned me). It was a difficult choice, but I think I'd find Damon more entertaining in the long run than Spike. Not to mention that Dru is still roaming around out there, and I wouldn't want to get her angry with ME.