She sent me the invite for Tuesday instead of Friday, so you know, whatever. I judge.
Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Speaking of typos, we all got into a tizzy today thanks to an email from the boss asking for a shitload of stuff for our weekly meeting on "Friday 10/10." So there is no Friday 10/10. There is a Friday 10/1, but that's tomorrow! Which, there is no way we'd have all of it together by then. We convinced ourselves that she was looking at September, where the second Friday is the 10th, and are hoping for the best for tomorrow....
I got busted out in a meeting for saying dates were 10/1, 10/15, and 10/22. Except...10/1 was agreed upon in the meeting, and everyone also agreed the second date is two weeks later, and the next date is a week later, and no one has yet explained to me what was wrong with my math.
I am also insurmountably pissy today.
I am also insurmountably pissy today.
I've discovered that my insurmountable pissyness may be linked to a potassium deficiency, thanks to an email from my mom. One banana later, and I'm down from THREAT LEVEL: SEVERE and back to an orangey-yellow.
Hmm. I don`t have a banana. Pissyness may be inevitable. But I`m at home alone and I just put the dog in the kennel, so there`s not really anyone to get caught in my crosshairs.
Ooh, and my band leader totally bought me a bb gun for my anniversary. I`m a little freaked out having something so weapon looking hanging out in my house and may buy a gun safe for it. But it seems like it would be fun. Just, weird.
I'm having PMS-related "may I reach through the phone line and strangle you, you idiot? OKTHXBAI." I would be so utterly polite as I ripped the life from their shuddering entrails.
Thanks, Kate!
Bananas do help with the pissiness. I just thought it was 'cause bananas are happy and good. Body chemistry, who knew?
I am thoroughly banana proof. This I'm pretty sure of.
I'm browsing furniture online. I think I might need a banana.
Quick meal? A shmear of peanut butter on a banana. Eat like a candy bar. You can even drive with the other hand!