Hmm. I don`t have a banana. Pissyness may be inevitable. But I`m at home alone and I just put the dog in the kennel, so there`s not really anyone to get caught in my crosshairs.
Ooh, and my band leader totally bought me a bb gun for my anniversary. I`m a little freaked out having something so weapon looking hanging out in my house and may buy a gun safe for it. But it seems like it would be fun. Just, weird.
Lorne: Once the word spreads you beat up an innocent old man, well, the truly terrible will think twice before going toe-to-toe with our Avenging Angel. Spike: Yes. The geriatric community will be soiling their nappies when they hear you're on the case. Bravo.
'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'
Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Liese S. - Sep 30, 2010 2:08:23 pm PDT #27048 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Connie Neil - Sep 30, 2010 2:10:05 pm PDT #27049 of 30001
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I'm having PMS-related "may I reach through the phone line and strangle you, you idiot? OKTHXBAI." I would be so utterly polite as I ripped the life from their shuddering entrails.
Beverly - Sep 30, 2010 2:11:40 pm PDT #27050 of 30001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Thanks, Kate!
Bananas do help with the pissiness. I just thought it was 'cause bananas are happy and good. Body chemistry, who knew?
§ ita § - Sep 30, 2010 2:15:20 pm PDT #27051 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I am thoroughly banana proof. This I'm pretty sure of.
Amy - Sep 30, 2010 2:19:46 pm PDT #27052 of 30001
Because books.
I'm browsing furniture online. I think I might need a banana.
Beverly - Sep 30, 2010 2:21:36 pm PDT #27053 of 30001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Quick meal? A shmear of peanut butter on a banana. Eat like a candy bar. You can even drive with the other hand!
§ ita § - Sep 30, 2010 2:28:10 pm PDT #27054 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Is that colon in 24 hour time thing really valid? My phone, Nook, alarm clock, and bathroom clock all show : between the 24 hour notation and the minutes. Or, rather, is it even military anymore?
Amy - Sep 30, 2010 2:30:12 pm PDT #27055 of 30001
Because books.
I thought military time didn't use the colon.
shrift - Sep 30, 2010 2:30:30 pm PDT #27056 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I don't think a banana will solve all your pissy problems unless you're on the same medication as I am, but it can't hurt to try provided that you're not allergic and just banana-avoidant like I am.
amych - Sep 30, 2010 2:32:43 pm PDT #27057 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
IIRC, US military time doesn't use the colon, but assorted other 24-hour schemes do. Euro train schedules, the menu bar on this computer, etc etc. So maybe the confused person in your office was calling from another continent?