I got busted out in a meeting for saying dates were 10/1, 10/15, and 10/22. Except...10/1 was agreed upon in the meeting, and everyone also agreed the second date is two weeks later, and the next date is a week later, and no one has yet explained to me what was wrong with my math.

I am also insurmountably pissy today.

I am also insurmountably pissy today.

I've discovered that my insurmountable pissyness may be linked to a potassium deficiency, thanks to an email from my mom. One banana later, and I'm down from THREAT LEVEL: SEVERE and back to an orangey-yellow.

Hmm. I don`t have a banana. Pissyness may be inevitable. But I`m at home alone and I just put the dog in the kennel, so there`s not really anyone to get caught in my crosshairs.
 
Ooh, and my band leader totally bought me a bb gun for my anniversary. I`m a little freaked out having something so weapon looking hanging out in my house and may buy a gun safe for it. But it seems like it would be fun. Just, weird.

I'm having PMS-related "may I reach through the phone line and strangle you, you idiot? OKTHXBAI." I would be so utterly polite as I ripped the life from their shuddering entrails.

Thanks, Kate!

Bananas do help with the pissiness. I just thought it was 'cause bananas are happy and good. Body chemistry, who knew?

I am thoroughly banana proof. This I'm pretty sure of.

I'm browsing furniture online. I think I might need a banana.

Quick meal? A shmear of peanut butter on a banana. Eat like a candy bar. You can even drive with the other hand!

Is that colon in 24 hour time thing really valid? My phone, Nook, alarm clock, and bathroom clock all show : between the 24 hour notation and the minutes. Or, rather, is it even military anymore?

I thought military time didn't use the colon.