oh Theo, I am so sorry.
It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.
Xander ,'Get It Done'
Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
msbelle - Sep 27, 2010 3:48:29 pm PDT #26359 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
sarameg - Sep 27, 2010 3:52:30 pm PDT #26360 of 30001
That sucks, Theo.
DavidS - Sep 27, 2010 4:06:26 pm PDT #26361 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Yet... I can't even get a goddamn customer service job?!
I'm sorry Theo. I'm not having much luck in this market either. I know lots of people are struggling to find work, on this board too.
Strix - Sep 27, 2010 4:08:34 pm PDT #26362 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Word, Theo.
Speaking of annoying, how about websites that ask you to upload your resume, then you have to type in all your info ANYWAY?!
UGH.
Also, I wrote a (I think) kick-ass cover letter for 2 hours, and then the stupid website didn't even ask for a cover letter.
GRRRRRR.
§ ita § - Sep 27, 2010 4:15:27 pm PDT #26363 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
87° in the house. Which is a comfortable temperature for me to be awake in. We'll see how things are when I try and sleep.
I called the pharmacy in case, against all odds, my whining had suddenly changed office protocol with my doctor.
Of course not.
A spoon, a spoon, my kingdom for a spoon.
Theo, how utterly frustrating. I'm so sorry.
megan walker - Sep 27, 2010 4:16:03 pm PDT #26364 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
Erin, that sounds like my day when I applied for my current job.
Sorry, Theo, that sucks.
Theodosia - Sep 27, 2010 4:23:12 pm PDT #26365 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
I've aged out of Unemployment Benefits, so I'm coasting on my dwindling savings until I find a job. Any job, really, at this point.
The ironic thing is, I'm a good employee who takes pride in doing a good job. Just what you should want to hire.
sarameg - Sep 27, 2010 4:37:05 pm PDT #26366 of 30001
Yeah, and employers are looking for a cheap, not long term, way out, from the things I am hearing.
It isn't hot here, barely 72, but the humidity is like whoa (94%.) I wish I'd closed the house up this morning, but I didn't. Fans help, but I may turn the bedroom ac back on to sleep tonight. I don't like sticking to my sheets, no matter how cool.
Spidra Webster - Sep 27, 2010 4:42:20 pm PDT #26367 of 30001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
Amazing how little I accomplished today. /not proud
Theo, perhaps you had more brain than they wanted? If you think for yourself it's seen as a drawback for some workplaces... Good luck finding something good!
Zenkitty - Sep 27, 2010 4:42:35 pm PDT #26368 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Aw, Theo, I'm sorry. That job would'a sucked, anyway!