Ask him to juggle?
I'll be in my bunk.
Jayne ,'War Stories'
Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Vortex - Sep 22, 2010 11:19:16 am PDT #25501 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Steph L. - Sep 22, 2010 11:24:47 am PDT #25502 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
How can you tell if there's an elephant in your shower?
A: The shower curtain is pushed out.
What did Tarzan say when the herd of elephants came running over the hill?
A: "Here come the elephants!"
What did Tarzan say when the herd of elephants wearing sunglasses came running over the hill?
A: Nothing. He didn't recognize them.
I'll be here all week. Try the veal.
Stephanie - Sep 22, 2010 11:26:07 am PDT #25503 of 30001
Trust my rage
It Gets Better
I've always loved Dan Savage on This American Life. (I've never really read his columns.) One of my all-time favorite TAL stories is where Savage talks about same-sex marriage and his son's perspective on it.
Daisy Jane - Sep 22, 2010 11:33:44 am PDT #25504 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
What's the difference between an elephant and a grape?
A: Grapes are purple!
What did Jane say when she saw all the elephants coming over the hill?
A: Look at all the grapes coming over the hill! She was colorblind.
Vortex - Sep 22, 2010 11:37:17 am PDT #25505 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
How do you know that theres an elephant in the refrigerator?
A: By the footprints in the Jell-o
Daisy Jane - Sep 22, 2010 11:41:47 am PDT #25506 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
How do you know if there are 2 elephants in your refrigerator?
A: 2 sets of tracks
How do you know if there are 3 elephants in your refrigerator?
A: You can't close the door.
How do you get a giraffe in your refrigerator?
A: You can't for all the elephants
How do you get a rhino in your fridge?
A: Take out one of the elephants and put in the rhino.
Seriously, we have been doing this all day on facebook. We had to move it to chat.
msbelle - Sep 22, 2010 11:42:04 am PDT #25507 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
Lawyer says they are trying for closing next Friday. WHOOT!
lisah - Sep 22, 2010 11:45:19 am PDT #25508 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate
Lawyer says they are trying for closing next Friday. WHOOT!
So happy for you! Also, jealous. Bob had to take his place off the market for now because it was getting no interest and what he'd be able to sell it for would mean swallowing big losses. But he is able to rent it so he's going to do that for a while. Still, it sucks.
Daisy Jane - Sep 22, 2010 11:48:26 am PDT #25509 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Yay Pix!
erikaj - Sep 22, 2010 11:48:49 am PDT #25510 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!
I read Savage Love. I admire how he never says "You know what? Gross." I might be tempted to, if I were him. I get the feeling that he makes people feel better by answering their questions.