How do you know if there are 2 elephants in your refrigerator?
A:
2 sets of tracks
How do you know if there are 3 elephants in your refrigerator?
A:
You can't close the door.
How do you get a giraffe in your refrigerator?
A:
You can't for all the elephants
How do you get a rhino in your fridge?
A:
Take out one of the elephants and put in the rhino.
Seriously, we have been doing this all day on facebook. We had to move it to chat.
Lawyer says they are trying for closing next Friday. WHOOT!
Lawyer says they are trying for closing next Friday. WHOOT!
So happy for you! Also, jealous. Bob had to take his place off the market for now because it was getting no interest and what he'd be able to sell it for would mean swallowing big losses. But he is able to rent it so he's going to do that for a while. Still, it sucks.
I read Savage Love.
I admire how he never says "You know what? Gross."
I might be tempted to, if I were him.
I get the feeling that he makes people feel better by answering their questions.
oh lisa, so sorry. But at least renting is covering some of the cost. I need to look at the numbers again and I need to call my mortgage company about getting a mortgage on the new place once I pay the parents back the money they fronted. So lucky, I am.
I can't use a sleep mask, because of the touching of the scalp. Irregular pressure.
I am deciding whether the Thelonious Monk station is better for sleeping to than the Miles Davis Pandora station. I give myself thirty minutes, and then cry inside if I'm not asleep before the timer shuts off.
One can intimate that I've been sadface the past two nights. Normally the Ambien has me not caring by then.
Great news, msbelle!
I am home from work early, and now need to make tomatillo chicken stew. Which sounds really good, right? It will totally hit the spot. If I can stand up long enough to make it...
My stupid management company for the NY co-op has never sent me my maintenance bill for September. I emailed asking for a balance - no reply. That was well over a week ago. I hates them.