It Gets Better
I've always loved Dan Savage on This American Life. (I've never really read his columns.) One of my all-time favorite TAL stories is where Savage talks about same-sex marriage and his son's perspective on it.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
It Gets Better
I've always loved Dan Savage on This American Life. (I've never really read his columns.) One of my all-time favorite TAL stories is where Savage talks about same-sex marriage and his son's perspective on it.
What's the difference between an elephant and a grape?
A: Grapes are purple!
What did Jane say when she saw all the elephants coming over the hill?
A: Look at all the grapes coming over the hill! She was colorblind.
How do you know that theres an elephant in the refrigerator?
A: By the footprints in the Jell-o
How do you know if there are 2 elephants in your refrigerator?
A: 2 sets of tracks
How do you know if there are 3 elephants in your refrigerator?
A: You can't close the door.
How do you get a giraffe in your refrigerator?
A: You can't for all the elephants
How do you get a rhino in your fridge?
A: Take out one of the elephants and put in the rhino.
Seriously, we have been doing this all day on facebook. We had to move it to chat.
Lawyer says they are trying for closing next Friday. WHOOT!
Lawyer says they are trying for closing next Friday. WHOOT!
So happy for you! Also, jealous. Bob had to take his place off the market for now because it was getting no interest and what he'd be able to sell it for would mean swallowing big losses. But he is able to rent it so he's going to do that for a while. Still, it sucks.
Yay Pix!
I read Savage Love. I admire how he never says "You know what? Gross." I might be tempted to, if I were him. I get the feeling that he makes people feel better by answering their questions.
oh lisa, so sorry. But at least renting is covering some of the cost. I need to look at the numbers again and I need to call my mortgage company about getting a mortgage on the new place once I pay the parents back the money they fronted. So lucky, I am.
I can't use a sleep mask, because of the touching of the scalp. Irregular pressure.
I am deciding whether the Thelonious Monk station is better for sleeping to than the Miles Davis Pandora station. I give myself thirty minutes, and then cry inside if I'm not asleep before the timer shuts off.
One can intimate that I've been sadface the past two nights. Normally the Ambien has me not caring by then.
Great news, msbelle!