Nasty cat-pee chair is OUT. And it was inundated. Gross. But I was right.
See? SEE?!
Ahem.
Slap my hand now!
Anya ,'Empty Places'
Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Strix - Sep 22, 2010 11:12:23 am PDT #25497 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
shrift - Sep 22, 2010 11:14:26 am PDT #25498 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I'm tired and gronky and can't breathe and don't know if I'm coming down with a cold or experiencing side effects. Have immense amount of work to do. Still haven't finished writing my self evaluation, and it needs to be good because I'm a) getting a new manager, and b) this review cycle affects promotions and raises and bonuses.
But at the moment, I'd just like to breathe. I suppose I could run to CVS for Afrin.
tommyrot - Sep 22, 2010 11:16:42 am PDT #25499 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Trudy Booth - Sep 22, 2010 11:18:24 am PDT #25500 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
The second is: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinocerous?
Elefino!
Awwwww! That's the first thing my sister's now husband ever said to her! They were sixteen and at church camp so it was slightly risque to swear (particularly since she was his boss' daughter.)
He was working at the dish window and every day he'd try and work up the nerve to talk to her as she dropped off plates. Finally, he did. The rest, as they say, is history...
Vortex - Sep 22, 2010 11:19:16 am PDT #25501 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Ask him to juggle?
Steph L. - Sep 22, 2010 11:24:47 am PDT #25502 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
How can you tell if there's an elephant in your shower?
A: The shower curtain is pushed out.
What did Tarzan say when the herd of elephants came running over the hill?
A: "Here come the elephants!"
What did Tarzan say when the herd of elephants wearing sunglasses came running over the hill?
A: Nothing. He didn't recognize them.
I'll be here all week. Try the veal.
Stephanie - Sep 22, 2010 11:26:07 am PDT #25503 of 30001
Trust my rage
It Gets Better
I've always loved Dan Savage on This American Life. (I've never really read his columns.) One of my all-time favorite TAL stories is where Savage talks about same-sex marriage and his son's perspective on it.
Daisy Jane - Sep 22, 2010 11:33:44 am PDT #25504 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
What's the difference between an elephant and a grape?
A: Grapes are purple!
What did Jane say when she saw all the elephants coming over the hill?
A: Look at all the grapes coming over the hill! She was colorblind.
Vortex - Sep 22, 2010 11:37:17 am PDT #25505 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
How do you know that theres an elephant in the refrigerator?
A: By the footprints in the Jell-o
Daisy Jane - Sep 22, 2010 11:41:47 am PDT #25506 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
How do you know if there are 2 elephants in your refrigerator?
A: 2 sets of tracks
How do you know if there are 3 elephants in your refrigerator?
A: You can't close the door.
How do you get a giraffe in your refrigerator?
A: You can't for all the elephants
How do you get a rhino in your fridge?
A: Take out one of the elephants and put in the rhino.
Seriously, we have been doing this all day on facebook. We had to move it to chat.