Tom was hiding because he had found a super-secret Blackberry prototype belonging to the Pope and the Vatican was looking for him.
Tom found the GodPhone! How will the Pope communicate with The Lord now?
Hey! What a surprise! Hostile 17! Can I get you a drink, Hostile 17?
Xander ,'Dirty Girls'
Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Zenkitty - May 12, 2010 5:15:52 am PDT #28968 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
smonster - May 12, 2010 5:20:47 am PDT #28969 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Nobody calling on the phone
'cept for the Pope maybe in Rome
but Scola stole his GodPhone...
Zen, thanks for the wakeup calls. It's working great so far. I have to tell you now, while I'm fully functioning, that EVERY MORNING there's a little evil part of my brain scheming on how to go back to sleep. Getting my bed made before hanging up is key.
tommyrot - May 12, 2010 5:21:36 am PDT #28970 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Check out this blog: Shit My Kids Ruined
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If you haven't been to the site Shit My Kids Ruined, then you're in for a treat. The subject matter is pretty self-explanatory. It's also hilarious, as countless parents have uploaded proof of their kid's destruction. As the site states, it's "the strongest visual birth control on the market today."
Zenkitty - May 12, 2010 5:33:42 am PDT #28971 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
I have to tell you now, while I'm fully functioning, that EVERY MORNING there's a little evil part of my brain scheming on how to go back to sleep.
mm-hmm, I know! That's why I stay on the phone until you tell me you made your bed.
tommyrot - May 12, 2010 5:48:28 am PDT #28972 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
brenda m - May 12, 2010 5:53:24 am PDT #28973 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Tom found the GodPhone!
Sell it to Gizmodo! Pay for your move.
tommyrot - May 12, 2010 5:54:27 am PDT #28974 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Sell it to Gizmodo! Pay for your move.
You know who'd pay more? SATAN!
Sophia Brooks - May 12, 2010 5:54:41 am PDT #28975 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
My oversleeping problem is actually an insomnia problem, compounded by the fact that I take public transportation. I was up at various points during the night, and CANNOT get back to sleep, sometimes because my hip hurts, but sometimes just because I am awake. If it is 4 am or after, I sometimes just get up, which is fine, but whether I wake up at 1 am or 4 am, I almost always fall back asleep at 6 am. And I really have to be awake by 6:30 - 7:00 in order to be ready for the bus at 7:28. Today I woke up at 7:11- I did make it though, probably because I showered, washed my hair and laid out my clothes when I was awake from 4 - 6 am.
Wow, that was long. I am able to sleep through if I take a benedryl, but that leaves me so groggy in the morning.
Zenkitty - May 12, 2010 5:55:09 am PDT #28976 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Shit My Kids Ruined
Holy crap, is that normal? I won't complain about my cats anymore. Sheesh.
Tom Scola - May 12, 2010 5:58:11 am PDT #28977 of 30001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
You know who'd pay more? SATAN!
I'm pretty sure that Nick Denton is Satan's proxy on Earth.