You know who'd pay more? SATAN!
I'm pretty sure that Nick Denton is Satan's proxy on Earth.
Hey! What a surprise! Hostile 17! Can I get you a drink, Hostile 17?
Xander ,'Dirty Girls'
Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Tom Scola - May 12, 2010 5:58:11 am PDT #28977 of 30001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
smonster - May 12, 2010 6:00:29 am PDT #28978 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Hipster Puppies
Hey, I linked that a week ago! Skimmer.
Barb - May 12, 2010 6:01:20 am PDT #28979 of 30001
“Not dead yet!”
Holy crap, is that normal?
I dunno... not in my house. The worst my kids ever did was Abby once drew on the television screen with crayons, but we had a screen protector on it, because... we had kids.
SailAweigh - May 12, 2010 6:02:39 am PDT #28980 of 30001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
Holy crap, is that normal?
Yes. I never took pictures of the 200 some vinyl LPs my son played frisbee with. Then disco danced on top of. My entire Elvis collection destroyed in a matter of minutes.
tommyrot - May 12, 2010 6:03:40 am PDT #28981 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
ION, I love The Daily Telegraph.
Have aliens hijacked Voyager 2 spacecraft
IT left Earth 33 years ago, now it's claimed the Voyager 2 spacecraft may have been hijacked by aliens after sending back data messages NASA scientists can't decode.
NASA installed a 12-inch disk containing music and greetings in 55 languages in case intelligent extraterrestrial life ever found it.
But now the spacecraft is sending back what sounds like an answer: Signals in an unknown data format!
The best scientific minds have so far not been able to decipher the strange information – is it a secret message?
Alien expert Hartwig Hausdorf said:"It seems almost as if someone had reprogrammed or hijacked the probe – thus perhaps we do not yet know the whole truth"
Yeah, that makes sense....
Tom Scola - May 12, 2010 6:04:23 am PDT #28982 of 30001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
SEND MORE CHUCK BERRY.
Gudanov - May 12, 2010 6:06:24 am PDT #28983 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
Leif has drew on many things with crayons. Taken out a TV. Taken out a bookshelf. Put a couple holes in the wall. Made some remarkable messes with lotion. Damaged a sofa. Destroyed mini-blinds. Spilled paint on the carpet. There's probably been some other stuff I've forgotten.
Emaryn has poured some maple syrup on the carpet. That's about it.
DavidS - May 12, 2010 6:10:12 am PDT #28984 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
It took constant vigilance to keep Emmett from ruining stuff in his toddler years. But we did. Except for my Buffy figures. He ruined all those. And in a scene mirrored in Matt Groening's Will & Abe cartoons, he was hell on pop-up books. If there was quiet in the house for more than a minute then I knew he was up to something.
I can't imagine leaving a 3 y.o. alone in the bathroom long enough to fill the tub to overflowing.
SuziQ - May 12, 2010 6:14:03 am PDT #28985 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Can I get a round of FUCK CANCER?
My previous assistant L, who has fought cancer for the last 5 or so years, passed away on Monday. I just got the news and am so incredibly sad. I just want to go home and weep.
FUCK CANCER. With a rusty sword.
msbelle - May 12, 2010 6:14:05 am PDT #28986 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
things I could have taken pictures of had I known about that site:
family portrait, my Christmas, a book, my bank balance, a shirt, his raincoat