Tom found the GodPhone!
Sell it to Gizmodo! Pay for your move.
Uh, are we gonna fight, or is there just gonna be a monster sarcasm rally?
Stoner Vamp ,'Lessons'
Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
brenda m - May 12, 2010 5:53:24 am PDT #28973 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
tommyrot - May 12, 2010 5:54:27 am PDT #28974 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Sell it to Gizmodo! Pay for your move.
You know who'd pay more? SATAN!
Sophia Brooks - May 12, 2010 5:54:41 am PDT #28975 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
My oversleeping problem is actually an insomnia problem, compounded by the fact that I take public transportation. I was up at various points during the night, and CANNOT get back to sleep, sometimes because my hip hurts, but sometimes just because I am awake. If it is 4 am or after, I sometimes just get up, which is fine, but whether I wake up at 1 am or 4 am, I almost always fall back asleep at 6 am. And I really have to be awake by 6:30 - 7:00 in order to be ready for the bus at 7:28. Today I woke up at 7:11- I did make it though, probably because I showered, washed my hair and laid out my clothes when I was awake from 4 - 6 am.
Wow, that was long. I am able to sleep through if I take a benedryl, but that leaves me so groggy in the morning.
Zenkitty - May 12, 2010 5:55:09 am PDT #28976 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Shit My Kids Ruined
Holy crap, is that normal? I won't complain about my cats anymore. Sheesh.
Tom Scola - May 12, 2010 5:58:11 am PDT #28977 of 30001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
You know who'd pay more? SATAN!
I'm pretty sure that Nick Denton is Satan's proxy on Earth.
smonster - May 12, 2010 6:00:29 am PDT #28978 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Hipster Puppies
Hey, I linked that a week ago! Skimmer.
Barb - May 12, 2010 6:01:20 am PDT #28979 of 30001
“Not dead yet!”
Holy crap, is that normal?
I dunno... not in my house. The worst my kids ever did was Abby once drew on the television screen with crayons, but we had a screen protector on it, because... we had kids.
SailAweigh - May 12, 2010 6:02:39 am PDT #28980 of 30001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
Holy crap, is that normal?
Yes. I never took pictures of the 200 some vinyl LPs my son played frisbee with. Then disco danced on top of. My entire Elvis collection destroyed in a matter of minutes.
tommyrot - May 12, 2010 6:03:40 am PDT #28981 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
ION, I love The Daily Telegraph.
Have aliens hijacked Voyager 2 spacecraft
IT left Earth 33 years ago, now it's claimed the Voyager 2 spacecraft may have been hijacked by aliens after sending back data messages NASA scientists can't decode.
NASA installed a 12-inch disk containing music and greetings in 55 languages in case intelligent extraterrestrial life ever found it.
But now the spacecraft is sending back what sounds like an answer: Signals in an unknown data format!
The best scientific minds have so far not been able to decipher the strange information – is it a secret message?
Alien expert Hartwig Hausdorf said:"It seems almost as if someone had reprogrammed or hijacked the probe – thus perhaps we do not yet know the whole truth"
Yeah, that makes sense....
Tom Scola - May 12, 2010 6:04:23 am PDT #28982 of 30001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
SEND MORE CHUCK BERRY.