Check out this blog: Shit My Kids Ruined
HuffPost sez:
If you haven't been to the site Shit My Kids Ruined, then you're in for a treat. The subject matter is pretty self-explanatory. It's also hilarious, as countless parents have uploaded proof of their kid's destruction. As the site states, it's "the strongest visual birth control on the market today."
I have to tell you now, while I'm fully functioning, that EVERY MORNING there's a little evil part of my brain scheming on how to go back to sleep.
mm-hmm, I know! That's why I stay on the phone until you tell me you made your bed.
Tom found the GodPhone!
Sell it to Gizmodo! Pay for your move.
Sell it to Gizmodo! Pay for your move.
You know who'd pay more? SATAN!
My oversleeping problem is actually an insomnia problem, compounded by the fact that I take public transportation. I was up at various points during the night, and CANNOT get back to sleep, sometimes because my hip hurts, but sometimes just because I am awake. If it is 4 am or after, I sometimes just get up, which is fine, but whether I wake up at 1 am or 4 am, I almost always fall back asleep at 6 am. And I really have to be awake by 6:30 - 7:00 in order to be ready for the bus at 7:28. Today I woke up at 7:11- I did make it though, probably because I showered, washed my hair and laid out my clothes when I was awake from 4 - 6 am.
Wow, that was long. I am able to sleep through if I take a benedryl, but that leaves me so groggy in the morning.
Shit My Kids Ruined
Holy crap, is that normal? I won't complain about my cats anymore. Sheesh.
You know who'd pay more? SATAN!
I'm pretty sure that Nick Denton is Satan's proxy on Earth.
Hipster Puppies
Hey, I linked that a week ago! Skimmer.
Holy crap, is that normal?
I dunno... not in my house. The worst my kids ever did was Abby once drew on the television screen with crayons, but we had a screen protector on it, because... we had kids.