Seriously, I DO NOT GET MY BRAIN
Actually, your dream could be the premise for a pretty good action adventure movie.
I couldn't believe it the first twenty times you told us, but it's starting to sink in now.
Riley ,'Lessons'
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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Fred Pete - May 12, 2010 5:03:28 am PDT #28964 of 30001
Ann, that's a ferret.
sarameg - May 12, 2010 5:05:52 am PDT #28965 of 30001
When I oversleep, I routinely have a dream wherein I'm trying to shower and get dressed, but am thwarted by a too small shower, low water pressure, argumentative family not giving me privacy and sometimes crumbling floors.
I then wake up frustrated AND late. Fun times.
Jessica - May 12, 2010 5:06:28 am PDT #28966 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Actually, your dream could be the premise for a pretty good action adventure movie.
It was basically The Lost Symbol if The Lost Symbol had been about Illuminati smart phones.
SuziQ - May 12, 2010 5:15:29 am PDT #28967 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
No strange dreams last night, though I have done that waking dream where I thought I was doing my usual morning stuff only to wake up late and realize I have to do it all again. For real this time.
Woke up to a few inches of snow on the ground but with clear roads. Does not excuse the kids I saw walking to school in shorts. Dudes. More snow is expected today. Not a ton, but still. Cover up. You are making me cold just thinking about your goosebumpy legs.
Zenkitty - May 12, 2010 5:15:52 am PDT #28968 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Tom was hiding because he had found a super-secret Blackberry prototype belonging to the Pope and the Vatican was looking for him.
Tom found the GodPhone! How will the Pope communicate with The Lord now?
smonster - May 12, 2010 5:20:47 am PDT #28969 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Nobody calling on the phone
'cept for the Pope maybe in Rome
but Scola stole his GodPhone...
Zen, thanks for the wakeup calls. It's working great so far. I have to tell you now, while I'm fully functioning, that EVERY MORNING there's a little evil part of my brain scheming on how to go back to sleep. Getting my bed made before hanging up is key.
tommyrot - May 12, 2010 5:21:36 am PDT #28970 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
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Zenkitty - May 12, 2010 5:33:42 am PDT #28971 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
I have to tell you now, while I'm fully functioning, that EVERY MORNING there's a little evil part of my brain scheming on how to go back to sleep.
mm-hmm, I know! That's why I stay on the phone until you tell me you made your bed.
tommyrot - May 12, 2010 5:48:28 am PDT #28972 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
brenda m - May 12, 2010 5:53:24 am PDT #28973 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Tom found the GodPhone!
Sell it to Gizmodo! Pay for your move.