Me: Scratched cornea from bagel crumb. Electric shock from alfredo sauce.
Book: Captain, you mind if I say grace? Mal: Only if you say it out loud.
'Serenity'
Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Hil R. - May 02, 2010 4:24:18 pm PDT #26896 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
megan walker - May 02, 2010 4:27:46 pm PDT #26897 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
Scars I have known:
Falling off the monkey bars
Brushing by a broken china door knob
Bagel slicing
Jesse - May 02, 2010 4:28:12 pm PDT #26898 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I have a bagel scar!
Dana - May 02, 2010 4:28:12 pm PDT #26899 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Did Gud ever hurt himself trying to couch flip?
I have a ton of stupid injuries, but I'm not sure any of them are particularly Buffista-ish.
javachik - May 02, 2010 4:35:11 pm PDT #26900 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.
Scars I have:
Top of foot where nail came out when I stepped on it (yup, all the way through the foot, boys and girls!)
Eyebrow from falling head first onto piano (horseplay where a pal picked me up my my legs and my torso/head fell onto piano)
1,352 skateboard scars (knees), one with the leeeetle pebble still lodged!
flea - May 02, 2010 4:35:14 pm PDT #26901 of 30001
information libertarian
I burned a knuckle on the oven tonight. I also got stung by a bee on the butt once, when I was innocently minding my business looking through a surveyor's transit.
In re: yesterday's panic, I seem to NOT have poison ivy. Go me!
We also have re-established water to the upstairs bathroom for the first time since the Plumbing Fail of Easter weekend. Things were fairly catastrophic at 10pm yesterday, but we seem to be good now, except mr. flea thinks we need to replace the toilet seal since it dried out. Also I went to a "reserach yor historic house" seminar and learned that I can find my house on the insanely high quality 1946 aerial photos and figure out what kind of roof it had, and the application for a sewer hookup might, if I'm very lucky, include an original floorplan!
/possibly housedorkier than sara.
brenda m - May 02, 2010 4:35:26 pm PDT #26902 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Damn, I thought maybe we were doing something fun Tuesday.
Hil, that's different than the usual run of bagel injuries.
Most of my injuries have been fairly dramatic (falling through a [condemned] pier etc.) Though I was just noticing that my big toenail is still fucked up from the stabbing incident last year.
Vortex - May 02, 2010 4:37:05 pm PDT #26903 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Vortex: got a cut on her hand from my corset lacing while trying to lace me into my corset at the F2F in Seattle!
well, less of a cut and more of a rubbing off of top layer of skin. And since I'd been drinking for several hours, it took me a while to notice.
megan walker - May 02, 2010 4:45:06 pm PDT #26904 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
Well, I'm not convinced the smell came out in the wash. Hopefully, the dryer will work its desmokeifying magic.
tommyrot - May 02, 2010 4:45:20 pm PDT #26905 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Huh. When it comes to America's Cup yacht racing, Great Britian's non-winning-streak is much worse than the Cubs.
Back on, the 159 year old grudge match