A year and a half ago, I could have eviscerated him with my thoughts. Now I can barely hurt his feelings. Things used to be so much simpler.

Anya ,'Dirty Girls'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - May 02, 2010 4:45:20 pm PDT #26905 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Huh. When it comes to America's Cup yacht racing, Great Britian's non-winning-streak is much worse than the Cubs.

Back on, the 159 year old grudge match


sarameg - May 02, 2010 4:46:27 pm PDT #26906 of 30001

Fan blade slices: [link] Dhow deep tissue bruise that left my thigh dented for years: [link] Moving. Cardboard box papercut to my elbow that you can still see, 14 years later. Carving up my knuckle with a glass that broke as I washed it. Glass in the foot while wading in Mnnpls.


SuziQ - May 02, 2010 4:46:45 pm PDT #26907 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Too many stupid injuries to list, none of them particularly buffista-esque. Though, I think one of the stupidest was when I fell and strained my rotator cuff after a yoga class.


smonster - May 02, 2010 4:51:53 pm PDT #26908 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Me: Hit head on desk by bed while sleeping.


tommyrot - May 02, 2010 4:52:17 pm PDT #26909 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I have a fairly big scar on my leg from when I was four - I cut it while squeezing between a swather and the wall of a machine shed.

So that's really my weirdest scar. But I just had to share that swathers can kill.

(And that swather is so a word, despite what the Firefox spell-check says.)


Typo Boy - May 02, 2010 4:55:46 pm PDT #26910 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

This takes extreme nerve on BPs part. Note - do not follow the link if you don't want to be enraged. [link]


tommyrot - May 02, 2010 4:57:09 pm PDT #26911 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Wow.


lisah - May 02, 2010 5:01:01 pm PDT #26912 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate

I have a hip dent from falling down the stairs trying to walk the dog on an icy day. And a shadow of a bruise from a bike related injury during ride for the feast last year. I think my body is self generating bruises now.

Oh! I broke my finger taking a "gun" away from an attacker in a self defense class! After I knocked him out.


Gudanov - May 02, 2010 5:03:01 pm PDT #26913 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

A couple of days ago my daughter got her head stuck between her bed frame and her desk while trying to fish for a dropped book. No actual injury, fortunately.


Amy - May 02, 2010 5:05:09 pm PDT #26914 of 30001
Because books.

Not an injury, but here's a very Buffista thing: my 14-year-old nephew has his first girlfriend and has made an Excel spreadsheet of all the things they have in common.

MY HEART, I swear.