Lorne: Once the word spreads you beat up an innocent old man, well, the truly terrible will think twice before going toe-to-toe with our Avenging Angel. Spike: Yes. The geriatric community will be soiling their nappies when they hear you're on the case. Bravo.

'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


DavidS - May 02, 2010 4:06:55 pm PDT #26886 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Eww. I suppose they didn't clean them with acetone, right?

No, they did not. They'd just grip it with clamps and twist and yank.


DavidS - May 02, 2010 4:07:52 pm PDT #26887 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Other Buffista injuries:

Erin: knife in ass. Family laughed at her.

Ginger: chipped tooth trying to prevent cat from escaping.


meara - May 02, 2010 4:08:41 pm PDT #26888 of 30001

Vortex: got a cut on her hand from my corset lacing while trying to lace me into my corset at the F2F in Seattle!


Steph L. - May 02, 2010 4:09:49 pm PDT #26889 of 30001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Other Buffista injuries:

Okay, listing REAL ones takes away from the side-splitting HI-larity of my fake ones. t pout

(New Buffista injury: sprained lip while pouting.)


DavidS - May 02, 2010 4:11:52 pm PDT #26890 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Okay, listing REAL ones takes away from the side-splitting HI-larity of my fake ones.

Oh come on, we're an accident prone people. And we can laugh about it now.

My most recent stupid injury: paper cut on my finger. Except it wasn't paper, it was the lid of a tub of yogurt. Who'd think that had cutting power?


meara - May 02, 2010 4:15:33 pm PDT #26891 of 30001

OK, all the clothing is upstairs, except the drag stuff, which is still hanging on a thingie in the garage. Need to do like, one or two more trips so there's nothing in the car when I drive to the airport tomorrow.

Bad forgotten thing: I didn't go to the old place and call the power company and read the meter (and I need someone to pretend to be the landlord to read the meter. Um.)

Other bad thing: Can't find like, four shoes (the matches to pairs). Where the hell are they?? I'm hoping they did not mysteriously fall out while dragging them to my car or some shit. Cause at least two are favorites (one is my most comfy summer sandals!). Grr. Also...I have too many shoes.

Have not put any clothes AWAY, they are all spread across the bedroom and on my bed. Contemplating cool drink. Want beer, but suspect it would make me lazy(ier)


brenda m - May 02, 2010 4:16:35 pm PDT #26892 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I'm sorry, you guys -- I can recommend taking Monday off work, but I can't take another day between now and Wednesday!

Wait, are we taking Tuesday off? Why? I'm WFH Tuesday - does that count?


Jesse - May 02, 2010 4:19:05 pm PDT #26893 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I just need Wednesday to get here -- it's when I have the last interview for what I hope will be my new job.


Barb - May 02, 2010 4:20:10 pm PDT #26894 of 30001
“Not dead yet!”

Me: Mild sprain of ankle, caught between seat and legs of desk chair.


billytea - May 02, 2010 4:21:17 pm PDT #26895 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Other Buffista injuries:

Billytea: hurled javelin into back of own head.