The money was too good. I got stupid.

Jayne ,'Ariel'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


DavidS - Apr 30, 2010 8:08:19 am PDT #26488 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Would it count as a human animal hybrid if I just had them splice in a prehensile tail?

Also, would that be forbidden under the Arizona law?


msbelle - Apr 30, 2010 8:09:01 am PDT #26489 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

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classic ny.


Calli - Apr 30, 2010 8:09:15 am PDT #26490 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

“intentionally or knowingly creating a human-animal hybrid.”

But accidentally making one is ok? Good to know.


msbelle - Apr 30, 2010 8:09:46 am PDT #26491 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Also? all furry conventions should go to AZ now just to stir shit up.


JZ - Apr 30, 2010 8:11:20 am PDT #26492 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

No prehensile tail. It's hard enough to keep up with all the ragged hems and shed buttons; I'm not altering all your pants.

Also, check your email in a couple minutes, please.


Gudanov - Apr 30, 2010 8:11:48 am PDT #26493 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

Also? all furry conventions should go to AZ now just to stir shit up.

Would dressing in an Ocelot outfit be reasonably suspicious in terms of immigration status?


tommyrot - Apr 30, 2010 8:12:35 am PDT #26494 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

all furry conventions should go to AZ now just to stir shit up.

Just to be safe, they should be prepared to show their papers on demand.


Frankenbuddha - Apr 30, 2010 8:13:07 am PDT #26495 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

But accidentally making one is ok? Good to know.

I was just going to say the same thing.

Next on the agenda for AZ - making sex illegal except for procreational purposes.


Barb - Apr 30, 2010 8:13:27 am PDT #26496 of 30001
“Not dead yet!”

Would dressing in an Ocelot outfit be reasonably suspicious in terms of immigration status?

Depends. Where are ocelots originally from?

Personally, I'm thinking platypus. That ought to fuck with them.


tommyrot - Apr 30, 2010 8:14:41 am PDT #26497 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Personally, I'm thinking platypus. That ought to fuck with them.

They might like that, as they think platypuses disprove evolution.