She's not just a blob of energy, she's also a 14-year-old hormone bomb.

Spike ,'The Killer In Me'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Barb - Apr 30, 2010 8:13:27 am PDT #26496 of 30001
“Not dead yet!”

Would dressing in an Ocelot outfit be reasonably suspicious in terms of immigration status?

Depends. Where are ocelots originally from?

Personally, I'm thinking platypus. That ought to fuck with them.


tommyrot - Apr 30, 2010 8:14:41 am PDT #26497 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Personally, I'm thinking platypus. That ought to fuck with them.

They might like that, as they think platypuses disprove evolution.


Cashmere - Apr 30, 2010 8:17:02 am PDT #26498 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Nashville is over 250 miles away, so I doubt anyone there knows about pizza places (for a gift certificate) near campus, or some other idea to stick in his graduation card.

Ah. Sorry. No help.

Target gift cards are always applicable for college students!


Gudanov - Apr 30, 2010 8:18:18 am PDT #26499 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

Depends. Where are ocelots originally from?

South and Central America, so yeah, you'll probably be in trouble there.


Sparky1 - Apr 30, 2010 8:18:54 am PDT #26500 of 30001
Librarian Warlord

Target gift cards are always applicable for college students!

They are. I've emailed my niece (soph. at UNC-CH) to ask what the well-appointed dorm room looks like.


§ ita § - Apr 30, 2010 8:19:47 am PDT #26501 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Halle Berry has split with Gabriel Aubrey, AKA the impossibly lovely baby daddy.

Huh. At least they got to breed, for the good of the species. I don't know about the IQ of the genetic donations, but that's a gorgeous girl they've got.


Calli - Apr 30, 2010 8:23:13 am PDT #26502 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Next on the agenda for AZ - making sex illegal except for procreational purposes.

No, but nearly as nuts. Next on the AZ leg. agenda is banning studies of different ethnic groups from schools that take state funds: [link]


Barb - Apr 30, 2010 8:25:33 am PDT #26503 of 30001
“Not dead yet!”

To counteract the Crazy, a really cool story about Anne Frank's tree and the efforts to preserve pieces of it.

[link]


erikaj - Apr 30, 2010 8:34:47 am PDT #26504 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!

OMG. Although I'm so faux-ghetto, cause reading about that bill made me think "Somebody should have told their mamas that, too." Just by living here, I'm keeping the state's IQ in normal range. Although that fills me with less pride and more the desire to file the first ever domestic asylum request. Sigh.


msbelle - Apr 30, 2010 8:39:36 am PDT #26505 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Baby lions! [link]