So there is something I can do, besides scream like a woman?

Wesley ,'Chosen'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


msbelle - Apr 30, 2010 8:09:46 am PDT #26491 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Also? all furry conventions should go to AZ now just to stir shit up.


JZ - Apr 30, 2010 8:11:20 am PDT #26492 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

No prehensile tail. It's hard enough to keep up with all the ragged hems and shed buttons; I'm not altering all your pants.

Also, check your email in a couple minutes, please.


Gudanov - Apr 30, 2010 8:11:48 am PDT #26493 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

Also? all furry conventions should go to AZ now just to stir shit up.

Would dressing in an Ocelot outfit be reasonably suspicious in terms of immigration status?


tommyrot - Apr 30, 2010 8:12:35 am PDT #26494 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

all furry conventions should go to AZ now just to stir shit up.

Just to be safe, they should be prepared to show their papers on demand.


Frankenbuddha - Apr 30, 2010 8:13:07 am PDT #26495 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

But accidentally making one is ok? Good to know.

I was just going to say the same thing.

Next on the agenda for AZ - making sex illegal except for procreational purposes.


Barb - Apr 30, 2010 8:13:27 am PDT #26496 of 30001
“Not dead yet!”

Would dressing in an Ocelot outfit be reasonably suspicious in terms of immigration status?

Depends. Where are ocelots originally from?

Personally, I'm thinking platypus. That ought to fuck with them.


tommyrot - Apr 30, 2010 8:14:41 am PDT #26497 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Personally, I'm thinking platypus. That ought to fuck with them.

They might like that, as they think platypuses disprove evolution.


Cashmere - Apr 30, 2010 8:17:02 am PDT #26498 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Nashville is over 250 miles away, so I doubt anyone there knows about pizza places (for a gift certificate) near campus, or some other idea to stick in his graduation card.

Ah. Sorry. No help.

Target gift cards are always applicable for college students!


Gudanov - Apr 30, 2010 8:18:18 am PDT #26499 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

Depends. Where are ocelots originally from?

South and Central America, so yeah, you'll probably be in trouble there.


Sparky1 - Apr 30, 2010 8:18:54 am PDT #26500 of 30001
Librarian Warlord

Target gift cards are always applicable for college students!

They are. I've emailed my niece (soph. at UNC-CH) to ask what the well-appointed dorm room looks like.