People. Human-animal hybrids are a HUGE. PROBLEM. Come on. Don't front.
Yes, it's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies, and everybody lives happily ever after.
Giles ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Amy - Apr 30, 2010 7:59:32 am PDT #26484 of 30001
Because books.
tommyrot - Apr 30, 2010 8:01:14 am PDT #26485 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Human-animal hybrids are a HUGE. PROBLEM. Come on. Don't front.
Tino is a human-animal hybrid.
Gudanov - Apr 30, 2010 8:01:38 am PDT #26486 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
The Arizona state Senate on Thursday passed a bill making it illegal for a person to “intentionally or knowingly creating a human-animal hybrid.”
I would have some concern this might make it illegal to do some research with say splicing in a human gene into a mouse embryo. But the other stuff makes it sound like that isn't what they are targeting. Which, okay, don't know that it's really an issue, but I can't say I have any objection.
tommyrot - Apr 30, 2010 8:04:27 am PDT #26487 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I can't say I have any objection.
Sure, that's what you say now, but wait until you realize your world-domination plans will depend on having an army of hybrid human/emperor penguin stormtroopers....
DavidS - Apr 30, 2010 8:08:19 am PDT #26488 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Would it count as a human animal hybrid if I just had them splice in a prehensile tail?
Also, would that be forbidden under the Arizona law?
msbelle - Apr 30, 2010 8:09:01 am PDT #26489 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
Calli - Apr 30, 2010 8:09:15 am PDT #26490 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
“intentionally or knowingly creating a human-animal hybrid.”
But accidentally making one is ok? Good to know.
msbelle - Apr 30, 2010 8:09:46 am PDT #26491 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
Also? all furry conventions should go to AZ now just to stir shit up.
JZ - Apr 30, 2010 8:11:20 am PDT #26492 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
No prehensile tail. It's hard enough to keep up with all the ragged hems and shed buttons; I'm not altering all your pants.
Also, check your email in a couple minutes, please.
Gudanov - Apr 30, 2010 8:11:48 am PDT #26493 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
Also? all furry conventions should go to AZ now just to stir shit up.
Would dressing in an Ocelot outfit be reasonably suspicious in terms of immigration status?