I mean, let's say you did kill us. Or didn't. There could be torture. Whatever. But somehow you found the goods. What would your cut be?

Mal ,'Out Of Gas'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Burrell - Apr 13, 2010 9:13:51 am PDT #22679 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Happy birthday, Lilybean! I for one have no problem thinking of her as FIVE.

Sometime I think I'm a bad buffista because when I see a name like Justin Bieber my brain briefly registers "never heard of him" and then moves on.

Sure this time it's just some teen pop star, but I am quite sure that I pass by deliciously tasty actors and musicians being mentioned here all the time.


tommyrot - Apr 13, 2010 9:16:01 am PDT #22680 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Man Apparently Loves Brenda

Uh-oh.

You know how it’s a bad idea to get a girl’s name tattooed on you? Multiply that by about a hundred. This photo of a name tattoo in many, many different typefaces has been circulating the Internet. I hope that the relationship lasts.


brenda m - Apr 13, 2010 9:27:05 am PDT #22681 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Not it!


Steph L. - Apr 13, 2010 9:36:02 am PDT #22682 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Man, nap in my car at lunch helped not at all.

Today is sucking my will to live.


§ ita § - Apr 13, 2010 9:38:23 am PDT #22683 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Outlook hates me. I swear I hit Ctrl V to paste the important text into the email, but instead it sends the email with the good bits left out, so I look like an idjit. Thanks software. Love you right back.


tommyrot - Apr 13, 2010 9:48:07 am PDT #22684 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Outlook hates me. I swear I hit Ctrl V to paste the important text into the email, but instead it sends the email with the good bits left out, so I look like an idjit.

I think I've done that once.

Way to be consistent, Microsoft.


Jesse - Apr 13, 2010 9:52:15 am PDT #22685 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Not it!

You sure?

You know what's more fun than working? I mean, besides everything else? Looking at huge houses in Las Vegas.


msbelle - Apr 13, 2010 9:55:18 am PDT #22686 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I have spent most of the day cleaning out other people's desks and old crap from department file drawers. I feel very accomplished, but SHEESH! we have had two days designated as desk/office clean out days and people completely did NOT do it. I have my own desk to do, thank you very much. And I spent 1 of the designated days sitting with my boss, the head of the dept, going through his office. People are lazy pack-ratty jacktards, I'll tell you what.


bon bon - Apr 13, 2010 9:59:07 am PDT #22687 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

You know what's more fun than working? I mean, besides everything else? Looking at huge houses in Las Vegas.

Links or it didn't happen!


Jesse - Apr 13, 2010 10:07:49 am PDT #22688 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I'm voting for this one because it's cheeeep: [link] But look at this shit! [link]