If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.

Book ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Mar 24, 2010 2:09:14 pm PDT #18408 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I just had some nice pasta, and the good cheese was too melty or something. Also, I need to get the green-can cheese to put with butter on pita and broil. Delicious! And once referred to by my grandfather (possibly before I was born) as "those cardboard things," so that how I always think of them.


§ ita § - Mar 24, 2010 2:11:00 pm PDT #18409 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Is it New Guy? Because he seems like the kind of crazy fool who would taunt Batman.

He better know better. He looked crosswise at Hellboy (my lunchbox), but at least he knew to call him Hellboy. If he slams the Batfamily, I can hardly be held responsible for my actions.

What is green-can cheese? I am feeling culinarily culturally adrift.


Amy - Mar 24, 2010 2:13:00 pm PDT #18410 of 30001
Because books.

It's Kraft grated parmesan, ita.


Toddson - Mar 24, 2010 2:14:19 pm PDT #18411 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

ita, it's grated/powdered "parmesan" cheese - it comes in a green tube-shaped container (paper covered container).

The inevitable cross-post!


Hil R. - Mar 24, 2010 2:15:48 pm PDT #18412 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

So now it's this total Proustian comfort food for me, but the thing is, it's really hard to find that canned powdered orange cheese food product, so whenever I'm at the one store that carries it, I'll buy 4 cans. Because if I run out, there is hell to pay.

For some reason, my campus grocery store carries it. This store is maybe 15 feet square, if that, and has the oddest selection of goods I've ever seen. It has canned powdered orange cheese and several types of canned frosting. It has organic unsalted peanut butter, and Skippy. There is an entire aisle of potato chips. The only pasta they sell is the super-expensive organic one. The only cheese they sell is the really cheap processed kind.

The old campus grocery store that closed when this one opened used to sell whole frozen kosher chickens. At Passover, they'd have gallon jugs of borsht.


bon bon - Mar 24, 2010 2:16:03 pm PDT #18413 of 30001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

y'all, I fear my house is not going to be ready for this person to come look at it on Sat.

It's not a looky-loo-- this person is specifically interested in your place. That stuff won't matter.


Liese S. - Mar 24, 2010 2:19:10 pm PDT #18414 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Is it wrong that I like green-can cheese better than real Parmesan for most things I use it for?

If that is wrong, then I don't want to be right. In fact, I even discovered that I don't care if it's store brand green can cheese. I buy it in volume.

I use real Parmesan for some things, but it's wasted on the stuff I really like.


Jesse - Mar 24, 2010 2:19:19 pm PDT #18415 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I am feeling culinarily culturally adrift.

Foreigner.


Jesse - Mar 24, 2010 2:19:47 pm PDT #18416 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I feel very validated right now! And am putting it on my shopping list. Along with capers.


megan walker - Mar 24, 2010 2:20:37 pm PDT #18417 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Is it wrong that I like green-can cheese better than real Parmesan for most things I use it for?

Yes (sorry).