Book: Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned? Simon: No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist.

'War Stories'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


billytea - Mar 15, 2010 9:29:07 pm PDT #16450 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

It's horribly tricky. I hate the drop from .10 to .08 because I think it specifically targets casual drinkers and that the greater dangers have been from people WAAAY over the legal limit. It's splitting hairs. I know it's wrong to drive impaired but I've driven so sleepy I've almost fallen asleep at the wheel and I don't think I would have been arrested if I had been stopped.

Hee. Given our limit's 0.05, I find this mildly entertaining.


Calli - Mar 16, 2010 1:17:24 am PDT #16451 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I hate the drop from .10 to .08 because I think it specifically targets casual drinkers and that the greater dangers have been from people WAAAY over the legal limit.

See, this is why I'm glad there are three bars within walking distance of my apartment.


§ ita § - Mar 16, 2010 2:15:03 am PDT #16452 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

On the list of things not helping me sleep: earthquake, 4.4.


Pix - Mar 16, 2010 2:21:10 am PDT #16453 of 30001
The status is NOT quo.

ita, it woke me up out of a sound sleep, and now I'm quietly feaking out and bemoaning the fact that my paltry five hours of sleep may now be more like three. Damn is the commute going to suck this morning.


Allyson - Mar 16, 2010 2:23:53 am PDT #16454 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Quake woke me. Can't get back to sleep. Fuck.


Pix - Mar 16, 2010 2:25:16 am PDT #16455 of 30001
The status is NOT quo.

Yep, pretty much.


§ ita § - Mar 16, 2010 2:31:41 am PDT #16456 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I was already mildly awake, but it felt like somebody grabbed my bed and shook it, and I can't settle down.


Pix - Mar 16, 2010 2:36:51 am PDT #16457 of 30001
The status is NOT quo.

Ditto. I envy Drew his ability to wake up, mutter "earthquake," and fall back asleep. Also, I apparently cricked my neck when the bed jumped, and it hurts. And I have to get up in 90 minutes. And yes, I would like some cheese with my whine. Being woken up on little sleep makes me 3.


brenda m - Mar 16, 2010 2:39:26 am PDT #16458 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Ugh. I woke up three or four times last night, but not for as good a reason.


Ginger - Mar 16, 2010 2:48:43 am PDT #16459 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I was thrilled when I turned 30, because I figured any lectures my mother chose to deliver were because of her issues, because I was 30, dammit, and that meant I was a grown-up (for purposes of not having to listen to maternal lectures).

* laughs hysterically *

My mother will lecture my corpse.