One of you is gonna fall and die, and I'm not cleaning it up!

Mal ,'War Stories'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Allyson - Mar 16, 2010 2:23:53 am PDT #16454 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Quake woke me. Can't get back to sleep. Fuck.


Pix - Mar 16, 2010 2:25:16 am PDT #16455 of 30001
The status is NOT quo.

Yep, pretty much.


§ ita § - Mar 16, 2010 2:31:41 am PDT #16456 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I was already mildly awake, but it felt like somebody grabbed my bed and shook it, and I can't settle down.


Pix - Mar 16, 2010 2:36:51 am PDT #16457 of 30001
The status is NOT quo.

Ditto. I envy Drew his ability to wake up, mutter "earthquake," and fall back asleep. Also, I apparently cricked my neck when the bed jumped, and it hurts. And I have to get up in 90 minutes. And yes, I would like some cheese with my whine. Being woken up on little sleep makes me 3.


brenda m - Mar 16, 2010 2:39:26 am PDT #16458 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Ugh. I woke up three or four times last night, but not for as good a reason.


Ginger - Mar 16, 2010 2:48:43 am PDT #16459 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I was thrilled when I turned 30, because I figured any lectures my mother chose to deliver were because of her issues, because I was 30, dammit, and that meant I was a grown-up (for purposes of not having to listen to maternal lectures).

* laughs hysterically *

My mother will lecture my corpse.


Jesse - Mar 16, 2010 3:12:47 am PDT #16460 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Earthquake? Yikes!

--put another person's name on your keychain, preferably another race/ethnicity than your own

I totally want to do this now, just on principle.


msbelle - Mar 16, 2010 3:17:54 am PDT #16461 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Eeep, sorry about the earthquake. My cats started nonsense at 4:15!! NOT ON, cats!

Also, the movers cancelled and rescheduled for Thursday at 2pm, not nearly as convenient.

oh well, I have voted in our special election and now I can be on time for work. Maybe before Thursday I can get some more crap cleared out of the house.


Laura - Mar 16, 2010 3:20:35 am PDT #16462 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

Planet! Stop shaking people trying to sleep!

Grateful that I married a designated driver. Don't have to worry so much about breathalyzer tests and such. Will remember the stay fled advice though.


amych - Mar 16, 2010 3:39:05 am PDT #16463 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I'm very glad that nobody was hurt in the earthquake. I'm also very amused that there's a whole cluster of posts saying "earthquake? you too? dammit, trying to sleep."