Wesley: All right. I'm going to let you all in on something you may have trouble comprehending. I assure you however-- Gunn: Vampires are real. Wesley: I was telling!

'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Mar 16, 2010 2:31:41 am PDT #16456 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I was already mildly awake, but it felt like somebody grabbed my bed and shook it, and I can't settle down.


Pix - Mar 16, 2010 2:36:51 am PDT #16457 of 30001
The status is NOT quo.

Ditto. I envy Drew his ability to wake up, mutter "earthquake," and fall back asleep. Also, I apparently cricked my neck when the bed jumped, and it hurts. And I have to get up in 90 minutes. And yes, I would like some cheese with my whine. Being woken up on little sleep makes me 3.


brenda m - Mar 16, 2010 2:39:26 am PDT #16458 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Ugh. I woke up three or four times last night, but not for as good a reason.


Ginger - Mar 16, 2010 2:48:43 am PDT #16459 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I was thrilled when I turned 30, because I figured any lectures my mother chose to deliver were because of her issues, because I was 30, dammit, and that meant I was a grown-up (for purposes of not having to listen to maternal lectures).

* laughs hysterically *

My mother will lecture my corpse.


Jesse - Mar 16, 2010 3:12:47 am PDT #16460 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Earthquake? Yikes!

--put another person's name on your keychain, preferably another race/ethnicity than your own

I totally want to do this now, just on principle.


msbelle - Mar 16, 2010 3:17:54 am PDT #16461 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Eeep, sorry about the earthquake. My cats started nonsense at 4:15!! NOT ON, cats!

Also, the movers cancelled and rescheduled for Thursday at 2pm, not nearly as convenient.

oh well, I have voted in our special election and now I can be on time for work. Maybe before Thursday I can get some more crap cleared out of the house.


Laura - Mar 16, 2010 3:20:35 am PDT #16462 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

Planet! Stop shaking people trying to sleep!

Grateful that I married a designated driver. Don't have to worry so much about breathalyzer tests and such. Will remember the stay fled advice though.


amych - Mar 16, 2010 3:39:05 am PDT #16463 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I'm very glad that nobody was hurt in the earthquake. I'm also very amused that there's a whole cluster of posts saying "earthquake? you too? dammit, trying to sleep."


Jessica - Mar 16, 2010 3:45:20 am PDT #16464 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I'm also very amused that there's a whole cluster of posts saying "earthquake? you too? dammit, trying to sleep."

Yes. As someone who has spent my entire life in the Northeast, I do not understand this casual attitude towards PIECES OF THE EARTH'S CRUST BANGING TOGETHER HARD ENOUGH TO SHAKE BUILDINGS.

(See, I was thinking I'd get to the end of the thread and post something about how living in New York means I never have to worry about driving drunk. Now I can add "also no earthquakes*" to that list.)

*Except for that one in 1884 and the next one we're long overdue for that will probably sink the entire East Coast into the Atlantic Ocean. If global warming doesn't get us first.


Tom Scola - Mar 16, 2010 3:47:38 am PDT #16465 of 30001
They pay me in WOIMS

If global warming doesn't get us first.

Or a mega-tsunami!