I'm very sorry if she tipped off anyone about your cunningly concealed herd of cows.

Simon ,'Safe'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Trudy Booth - Mar 15, 2010 7:55:10 pm PDT #16444 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

My parents usually decided to just shrug and have my mom drive, rather than try to explain the difference between "had a drink" and "drunk" to elementary school kids.

Do you think they could go explain it to my mom?

Signed, I top 200 lbs, I'm forty years old, yes I can have a glass of wine with dinner.


Trudy Booth - Mar 15, 2010 7:59:07 pm PDT #16445 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

That's a damn lie, by the way, I'm still 39.

But I am really looking forward to sentences staring with, "Mother, I'm FORTY YEARS OLD...".


Connie Neil - Mar 15, 2010 8:42:42 pm PDT #16446 of 30001
brillig

I was thrilled when I turned 30, because I figured any lectures my mother chose to deliver were because of her issues, because I was 30, dammit, and that meant I was a grown-up (for purposes of not having to listen to maternal lectures).


-t - Mar 15, 2010 8:45:23 pm PDT #16447 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

OK, I think I am taking notes on What Megan Learned on Jury Duty and I have to ask for clarification on

plaid is not red, but it doesn't matter anyway

I'm just really curious as to what that means.


Zenkitty - Mar 15, 2010 8:50:29 pm PDT #16448 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

What if it's a red plaid?


beth b - Mar 15, 2010 8:59:46 pm PDT #16449 of 30001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

ha. One of my friends got pulled over recently. he was driving erratically in my very quite neighborhood. He was not drunk. but the roads in my suburban 'hood -- Lots and Lots of potholes. Bad enough that the police agreed that he had a point


billytea - Mar 15, 2010 9:29:07 pm PDT #16450 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

It's horribly tricky. I hate the drop from .10 to .08 because I think it specifically targets casual drinkers and that the greater dangers have been from people WAAAY over the legal limit. It's splitting hairs. I know it's wrong to drive impaired but I've driven so sleepy I've almost fallen asleep at the wheel and I don't think I would have been arrested if I had been stopped.

Hee. Given our limit's 0.05, I find this mildly entertaining.


Calli - Mar 16, 2010 1:17:24 am PDT #16451 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I hate the drop from .10 to .08 because I think it specifically targets casual drinkers and that the greater dangers have been from people WAAAY over the legal limit.

See, this is why I'm glad there are three bars within walking distance of my apartment.


§ ita § - Mar 16, 2010 2:15:03 am PDT #16452 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

On the list of things not helping me sleep: earthquake, 4.4.


Pix - Mar 16, 2010 2:21:10 am PDT #16453 of 30001
The status is NOT quo.

ita, it woke me up out of a sound sleep, and now I'm quietly feaking out and bemoaning the fact that my paltry five hours of sleep may now be more like three. Damn is the commute going to suck this morning.