Zoe: My man would never fall for that. Wash: Most of my head wishes I had.

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Polter-Cow - Mar 08, 2010 6:45:34 am PST #14715 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Science teacher's mitosis cookies

Now I want cookies!

You've seen donut mitosis, right?

I didn't watch the Oscars, but this morning on the radio I heard part of Baldwin and Martin's routine about Meryl Streep, and wow, was it unfunny.

Yeah, they were surprisingly unfunnny but for a couple jokes. Sandra Bullock had better Meryl Streep jokes!


Vortex - Mar 08, 2010 6:47:34 am PST #14716 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I wasn't home last night, so I tivoed the Oscars. I'm mostly going to watch for the dresses and any funny stuff from the hosts. I estimate it will take me 45 minutes to watch.


tommyrot - Mar 08, 2010 6:52:24 am PST #14717 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

You've seen donut mitosis, right?

Yeah. Now I want donuts. And cookies.


§ ita § - Mar 08, 2010 6:53:31 am PST #14718 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I estimate it will take me 45 minutes to watch.

No, not that long.


Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 08, 2010 6:53:51 am PST #14719 of 30001
Oh honey, the mentally unwell people have been in the fanbase since Game Changers was Stucky fanfiction on the internet. The calls have been coming from inside the house the whole time!

I went to bed with a migraine about 30 minutes into the Oscars last night, and regret only missing Hollywood uniting to give Cameron an upraised middle finger. Go home and cry yourself to sleep on your bed o' money, King of the Douches!


smonster - Mar 08, 2010 6:55:17 am PST #14720 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Skip the whole opening, Hughes tribute, LXD, the Modern Family commercial, Bullock's speech, Bigelow's speech...


Jesse - Mar 08, 2010 6:55:38 am PST #14721 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Daisy, unfortunately, it looks like SharePlus Bank only has a few locations, mostly around Dallas: [link]


smonster - Mar 08, 2010 6:56:23 am PST #14722 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

DJ, could we paypal you or Jon?


Daisy Jane - Mar 08, 2010 7:02:00 am PST #14723 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I will ask him what to do. Thanks guys!


Ginger - Mar 08, 2010 7:04:19 am PST #14724 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I estimate it will take me 45 minutes to watch.

No, not that long.

You can skip every appearance of Martin and Baldwin.

Martin + Lewis = Sometimes funny and loved by the French

Rowan + Martin = Thumbs up

Martin + Baldwin = Thumbs down