I went to bed with a migraine about 30 minutes into the Oscars last night, and regret only missing Hollywood uniting to give Cameron an upraised middle finger. Go home and cry yourself to sleep on your bed o' money, King of the Douches!
Xander ,'Dirty Girls'
Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Skip the whole opening, Hughes tribute, LXD, the Modern Family commercial, Bullock's speech, Bigelow's speech...
Daisy, unfortunately, it looks like SharePlus Bank only has a few locations, mostly around Dallas: [link]
DJ, could we paypal you or Jon?
I will ask him what to do. Thanks guys!
I estimate it will take me 45 minutes to watch.
No, not that long.
You can skip every appearance of Martin and Baldwin.
Martin + Lewis = Sometimes funny and loved by the French
Rowan + Martin = Thumbs up
Martin + Baldwin = Thumbs down
So quick votes for...
Worst Hair: SJP
Worst Fake Tan: SJP
Worst Dress: Zoe Saldana
Best Hair: I liked, Helen Mirren, Sandra, Cameron Diaz, M'onique.
Best Dress: Hmmm. I did like Sandra's. Also Kristen Stewart. This is what happens when Cate Blanchett doesn't show up. M'onique looked good.
Best acceptance speech: Sandy, in a walk. Though I also liked Christoph's.
Best random thing: John Hughes tribute.
Worst random thing: halfassed horror tribute.
Baldwin/ Martin: It was okay. The jokes were just so old school and canned. As noted, Sandra Bullock had better lines and she wrote them herself.
NPH: Eh. He's awesome but we've reached burnout.
Skip the whole opening, Hughes tribute, LXD, the Modern Family commercial, Bullock's speech, Bigelow's speech...
That's all the stuff I liked! The NPH part of the opening was good. And, well, Bigelow's speech was meh. I also liked the horror montage, even if it was weird at times. There were various good things throughout.
Best acceptance speech: Sandy, in a walk. Though I also liked Christoph's.
Michael Giacchino's was nice, too. Oh, and I loved the guy who did Logorama. "We hope to be back here with a feature in...36 years."
Logorama was brilliant. And I'm not just saying that because it was French.