You've seen donut mitosis, right?
Yeah. Now I want donuts. And cookies.
Dawn: I thought you were adequate. Giles: And the accolades keep pouring in. I'd best take my leave before my head swells any larger. Good night.
'First Date'
Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Mar 08, 2010 6:52:24 am PST #14717 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
§ ita § - Mar 08, 2010 6:53:31 am PST #14718 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I estimate it will take me 45 minutes to watch.
No, not that long.
Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 08, 2010 6:53:51 am PST #14719 of 30001
Oh honey, the mentally unwell people have been in the fanbase since Game Changers was Stucky fanfiction on the internet. The calls have been coming from inside the house the whole time!
I went to bed with a migraine about 30 minutes into the Oscars last night, and regret only missing Hollywood uniting to give Cameron an upraised middle finger. Go home and cry yourself to sleep on your bed o' money, King of the Douches!
smonster - Mar 08, 2010 6:55:17 am PST #14720 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Skip the whole opening, Hughes tribute, LXD, the Modern Family commercial, Bullock's speech, Bigelow's speech...
Jesse - Mar 08, 2010 6:55:38 am PST #14721 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Daisy, unfortunately, it looks like SharePlus Bank only has a few locations, mostly around Dallas: [link]
smonster - Mar 08, 2010 6:56:23 am PST #14722 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
DJ, could we paypal you or Jon?
Daisy Jane - Mar 08, 2010 7:02:00 am PST #14723 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I will ask him what to do. Thanks guys!
Ginger - Mar 08, 2010 7:04:19 am PST #14724 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
I estimate it will take me 45 minutes to watch.
No, not that long.
You can skip every appearance of Martin and Baldwin.
Martin + Lewis = Sometimes funny and loved by the French
Rowan + Martin = Thumbs up
Martin + Baldwin = Thumbs down
tommyrot - Mar 08, 2010 7:08:51 am PST #14725 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
DavidS - Mar 08, 2010 7:10:06 am PST #14726 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
So quick votes for...
Worst Hair: SJP
Worst Fake Tan: SJP
Worst Dress: Zoe Saldana
Best Hair: I liked, Helen Mirren, Sandra, Cameron Diaz, M'onique.
Best Dress: Hmmm. I did like Sandra's. Also Kristen Stewart. This is what happens when Cate Blanchett doesn't show up. M'onique looked good.
Best acceptance speech: Sandy, in a walk. Though I also liked Christoph's.
Best random thing: John Hughes tribute.
Worst random thing: halfassed horror tribute.
Baldwin/ Martin: It was okay. The jokes were just so old school and canned. As noted, Sandra Bullock had better lines and she wrote them herself.
NPH: Eh. He's awesome but we've reached burnout.