I estimate it will take me 45 minutes to watch.
No, not that long.
You can skip every appearance of Martin and Baldwin.
Martin + Lewis = Sometimes funny and loved by the French
Rowan + Martin = Thumbs up
Martin + Baldwin = Thumbs down
Monty: Whaddya mean she ain't my wife? Mal: She ain't your wife... cause she's married to me.
'Trash'
Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Ginger - Mar 08, 2010 7:04:19 am PST #14724 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
tommyrot - Mar 08, 2010 7:08:51 am PST #14725 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
DavidS - Mar 08, 2010 7:10:06 am PST #14726 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
So quick votes for...
Worst Hair: SJP
Worst Fake Tan: SJP
Worst Dress: Zoe Saldana
Best Hair: I liked, Helen Mirren, Sandra, Cameron Diaz, M'onique.
Best Dress: Hmmm. I did like Sandra's. Also Kristen Stewart. This is what happens when Cate Blanchett doesn't show up. M'onique looked good.
Best acceptance speech: Sandy, in a walk. Though I also liked Christoph's.
Best random thing: John Hughes tribute.
Worst random thing: halfassed horror tribute.
Baldwin/ Martin: It was okay. The jokes were just so old school and canned. As noted, Sandra Bullock had better lines and she wrote them herself.
NPH: Eh. He's awesome but we've reached burnout.
Polter-Cow - Mar 08, 2010 7:13:25 am PST #14727 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Skip the whole opening, Hughes tribute, LXD, the Modern Family commercial, Bullock's speech, Bigelow's speech...
That's all the stuff I liked! The NPH part of the opening was good. And, well, Bigelow's speech was meh. I also liked the horror montage, even if it was weird at times. There were various good things throughout.
Best acceptance speech: Sandy, in a walk. Though I also liked Christoph's.
Michael Giacchino's was nice, too. Oh, and I loved the guy who did Logorama. "We hope to be back here with a feature in...36 years."
megan walker - Mar 08, 2010 7:22:13 am PST #14728 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
Logorama was brilliant. And I'm not just saying that because it was French.
§ ita § - Mar 08, 2010 7:23:22 am PST #14729 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
NPH did good--it's his material that left me cold. Except for the soap-dropping line. That just left me boggled.
I liked Bullock's acceptance speech, and I guess Christoph's was okay. But most of the thing was..eh. Though I do wish I'd seen whatever RDJ and Fey said.
Polter-Cow - Mar 08, 2010 7:30:04 am PST #14730 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Except for the soap-dropping line. That just left me boggled.
That was weird.
DavidS - Mar 08, 2010 7:31:22 am PST #14731 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Though I do wish I'd seen whatever RDJ and Fey said.
They were great. Tina Fey - bulletproof funny.
DavidS - Mar 08, 2010 7:32:19 am PST #14732 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Btw, cheer yourself up on a Monday morning by watching the OK Go "This Too Shall Pass" Rube Goldberg video. (again)
smonster - Mar 08, 2010 7:33:04 am PST #14733 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Skip the whole opening, Hughes tribute, LXD, the Modern Family commercial, Bullock's speech, Bigelow's speech...
That's all the stuff I liked! The NPH part of the opening was good. And, well, Bigelow's speech was meh. I also liked the horror montage, even if it was weird at times. There were various good things throughout.
Whoops, poorly worded. It should have been - Skip the whole opening. Watch Hughes tribute, LXD, the Modern Family commercial, Bullock's speech, Bigelow's speech...