I went on an excursion this morning and an hour after I left home, I realized I had forgotten my wallet.
Kaylee: You're nice, too. Mal: No, I'm not. I'm a mean old man.
'Serenity'
Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Sue - Mar 08, 2010 6:39:51 am PST #14711 of 30001
hip deep in pie
Steph L. - Mar 08, 2010 6:43:05 am PST #14712 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
I didn't watch the Oscars, but this morning on the radio I heard part of Baldwin and Martin's routine about Meryl Streep, and wow, was it unfunny.
tommyrot - Mar 08, 2010 6:43:41 am PST #14713 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
beth b - Mar 08, 2010 6:45:13 am PST #14714 of 30001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
Happy Monday! Is everyone excited for the brand new work week?
it would be more fun than what I think is becoming bronchitis
Polter-Cow - Mar 08, 2010 6:45:34 am PST #14715 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Science teacher's mitosis cookies
Now I want cookies!
You've seen donut mitosis, right?
I didn't watch the Oscars, but this morning on the radio I heard part of Baldwin and Martin's routine about Meryl Streep, and wow, was it unfunny.
Yeah, they were surprisingly unfunnny but for a couple jokes. Sandra Bullock had better Meryl Streep jokes!
Vortex - Mar 08, 2010 6:47:34 am PST #14716 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
I wasn't home last night, so I tivoed the Oscars. I'm mostly going to watch for the dresses and any funny stuff from the hosts. I estimate it will take me 45 minutes to watch.
tommyrot - Mar 08, 2010 6:52:24 am PST #14717 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
You've seen donut mitosis, right?
Yeah. Now I want donuts. And cookies.
§ ita § - Mar 08, 2010 6:53:31 am PST #14718 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I estimate it will take me 45 minutes to watch.
No, not that long.
Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 08, 2010 6:53:51 am PST #14719 of 30001
Oh honey, the mentally unwell people have been in the fanbase since Game Changers was Stucky fanfiction on the internet. The calls have been coming from inside the house the whole time!
I went to bed with a migraine about 30 minutes into the Oscars last night, and regret only missing Hollywood uniting to give Cameron an upraised middle finger. Go home and cry yourself to sleep on your bed o' money, King of the Douches!
smonster - Mar 08, 2010 6:55:17 am PST #14720 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Skip the whole opening, Hughes tribute, LXD, the Modern Family commercial, Bullock's speech, Bigelow's speech...