Buffy: Dancing with you is way better than trying to hook up with some good-looking guy. Xander: I think I liked it more when you were kicking me in my puffy groin.

'Get It Done'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Mar 03, 2010 11:26:07 am PST #12902 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Cheap bumwad scare-ads of the late 1920s

This 1928 bumwad advertorial from Scott is part of the toilet-paper maker's sustained attempt to create a global panic over the use of cheap TP by convincing people that if you used the wrong brand, your asshole would fall out and you'd end up in the hospital.


Jesse - Mar 03, 2010 11:26:09 am PST #12903 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

You should say your name when you answer the phone at work. On the flip side, my old office doesn't have direct lines, so I think it's dumb (and sounds junior) when my boss answers, "[organization], this is [first name]."


flea - Mar 03, 2010 11:27:01 am PST #12904 of 30001
information libertarian

I answer my work phone with my name, but you'd be surprised how many people break into, "I just applied to the law school online but I accidentally sent my test scores..." And I want to say, "Did I just say, 'Hello, this is law school admissions? I did not.'" I get a lot of wrong numbers. But since I am in a helping profession, I politely direct them to the right number.


Polter-Cow - Mar 03, 2010 11:30:03 am PST #12905 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

You should say your name when you answer the phone at work. On the flip side, my old office doesn't have direct lines, so I think it's dumb (and sounds junior) when my boss answers, "[organization], this is [first name]."

My office does have direct lines, so I should be saying, "[organization], this is [first name]," right?


tommyrot - Mar 03, 2010 11:32:09 am PST #12906 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

This is wrong, yet funny: A-Hole Dominates iPod Bidding War (PHOTO)


Jesse - Mar 03, 2010 11:33:19 am PST #12907 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

You could, or assuming that most people are trying to call you, you could just say your name. I prefer [full name], myself, but I think that's kind of a remnant from really working my way up from the bottom of the org chart, so trying to seem extra professional when I got a more professional job.


Sophia Brooks - Mar 03, 2010 11:33:31 am PST #12908 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

My boss has a direct line, but she is a professor/department director, so even saying "This is Professor Smith" would help.

I say the [organization], this is {first name].

At one point we changed our name to Edvantage (instead of Center for Lifelong Learning). We have a local credit union named "Advantage". That was very confusing to callers.


Jesse - Mar 03, 2010 11:34:11 am PST #12909 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Also, "This is Jesse" is too many esses, so I just say "Jesse Lastname."


§ ita § - Mar 03, 2010 11:40:26 am PST #12910 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I answer with my full name. Everyone who called me on purpose knows what company it is, and I'd never remember to check if it was internal or external calling.


Aims - Mar 03, 2010 11:41:56 am PST #12911 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I cover myself by answering any and all phones, including my own personal cell and my mother's phone, "[Agency], this is Aimee."

And then people laugh at me.

I'm so used to it that if a phone rings on the television I say, in my head, "[Agency], this is Aimee."