Simon: I, uh... I never-never shot anyone before. Book: I was there, son. I'm fair sure you haven't shot anyone yet.

'War Stories'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Aims - Mar 03, 2010 11:41:56 am PST #12911 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I cover myself by answering any and all phones, including my own personal cell and my mother's phone, "[Agency], this is Aimee."

And then people laugh at me.

I'm so used to it that if a phone rings on the television I say, in my head, "[Agency], this is Aimee."


tommyrot - Mar 03, 2010 11:46:39 am PST #12912 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

While at work, I check the caller ID - if it's work-related or I don't recognize the caller, I say "Tom here." If it's a friend, I just say something like "Hello?" or "Penguin?"


beth b - Mar 03, 2010 11:46:55 am PST #12913 of 30001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

( whatever ) library Beth speaking. At the main library it is Children's room Beth Speaking Sometimes I say the wrong library. But it still gets the basic point off


Connie Neil - Mar 03, 2010 11:47:19 am PST #12914 of 30001
brillig

When I answer the phone at home, I have to hesitate so I don't go into the standard tech line greeting script. And when I've called someone and am hanging up, I have to keep myself from saying "Thanks for calling."


Nora Deirdre - Mar 03, 2010 11:47:30 am PST #12915 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I just answer with my first and last name.


Polter-Cow - Mar 03, 2010 11:49:09 am PST #12916 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

You could, or assuming that most people are trying to call you

Most people are recruiters.

I cover myself by answering any and all phones, including my own personal cell and my mother's phone, "[Agency], this is Aimee."

And then people laugh at me.

Oh yeah. I worked at Michigan Book and Supply for a few months after grad school, and when I went back home for Christmas, I was this close to answering our home phone, "Michigan Book and Supply, this is Sunil."


Gudanov - Mar 03, 2010 11:49:10 am PST #12917 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

Nobody ever calls me.


tommyrot - Mar 03, 2010 11:49:24 am PST #12918 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

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Dana - Mar 03, 2010 11:50:04 am PST #12919 of 30001
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

Poor Gud. I say "This is Dana," unless the caller ID tells me it's my husband, in which case I say "Yeah?"

Tried to go to training. Trainer lost the files. Oops.


Sophia Brooks - Mar 03, 2010 11:50:15 am PST #12920 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

If I weren't the main number for students to register for our classes, I would just use F Name L Name. I don't actually have a phone- There is just the department phone. The weird thing is, most of the time I don't get that many calls, so it isn't really like I am the receptionist, but just the main phone answerer.