I've seen honest faces before. They usually come attached to liars.

Willow ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Mar 03, 2010 11:33:19 am PST #12907 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

You could, or assuming that most people are trying to call you, you could just say your name. I prefer [full name], myself, but I think that's kind of a remnant from really working my way up from the bottom of the org chart, so trying to seem extra professional when I got a more professional job.


Sophia Brooks - Mar 03, 2010 11:33:31 am PST #12908 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

My boss has a direct line, but she is a professor/department director, so even saying "This is Professor Smith" would help.

I say the [organization], this is {first name].

At one point we changed our name to Edvantage (instead of Center for Lifelong Learning). We have a local credit union named "Advantage". That was very confusing to callers.


Jesse - Mar 03, 2010 11:34:11 am PST #12909 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Also, "This is Jesse" is too many esses, so I just say "Jesse Lastname."


§ ita § - Mar 03, 2010 11:40:26 am PST #12910 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I answer with my full name. Everyone who called me on purpose knows what company it is, and I'd never remember to check if it was internal or external calling.


Aims - Mar 03, 2010 11:41:56 am PST #12911 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I cover myself by answering any and all phones, including my own personal cell and my mother's phone, "[Agency], this is Aimee."

And then people laugh at me.

I'm so used to it that if a phone rings on the television I say, in my head, "[Agency], this is Aimee."


tommyrot - Mar 03, 2010 11:46:39 am PST #12912 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

While at work, I check the caller ID - if it's work-related or I don't recognize the caller, I say "Tom here." If it's a friend, I just say something like "Hello?" or "Penguin?"


beth b - Mar 03, 2010 11:46:55 am PST #12913 of 30001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

( whatever ) library Beth speaking. At the main library it is Children's room Beth Speaking Sometimes I say the wrong library. But it still gets the basic point off


Connie Neil - Mar 03, 2010 11:47:19 am PST #12914 of 30001
brillig

When I answer the phone at home, I have to hesitate so I don't go into the standard tech line greeting script. And when I've called someone and am hanging up, I have to keep myself from saying "Thanks for calling."


Nora Deirdre - Mar 03, 2010 11:47:30 am PST #12915 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I just answer with my first and last name.


Polter-Cow - Mar 03, 2010 11:49:09 am PST #12916 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

You could, or assuming that most people are trying to call you

Most people are recruiters.

I cover myself by answering any and all phones, including my own personal cell and my mother's phone, "[Agency], this is Aimee."

And then people laugh at me.

Oh yeah. I worked at Michigan Book and Supply for a few months after grad school, and when I went back home for Christmas, I was this close to answering our home phone, "Michigan Book and Supply, this is Sunil."