We're not gonna die. We can't die, Bendis. You know why? Because we are so very pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die.

Mal ,'Serenity'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Polter-Cow - Mar 03, 2010 11:23:23 am PST #12899 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

WHY DOES MY BOSS ANSWER HER OFFICE PHONE WITH JUST "HELLO!"?????

I have been wondering about this. I have been answering with just "Hello," but I suppose I could provide more information right up front.


tommyrot - Mar 03, 2010 11:24:46 am PST #12900 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

A very cool watch: By all that is holy and miserable, I want this watch and will never own it

Watch designer Thomas Prescher has worked out how to make every hair on my neck stand up in eerie synchrony with this Flying Double-Axis Tourbillion, a transparent, self-winding watch with integrated calendar that I will never, ever be able to afford. All the gubbins are tucked away in the sides of the watch, leaving just the instrumentation parts on display, in a kind of flippant "screw-you-I-am-miniature-FEAR" gesture to every other watch's workings. Watches like this are what I dream about when I am dreaming about watches.


SuziQ - Mar 03, 2010 11:25:21 am PST #12901 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I tend to answer with "This is Suzi" since calls to my office line have either come through the receptionist who already announced the company, or was direct dialed which means the person should know who they are calling.

Then there are the times I answer my cell with "This is Suzi", normally when I forget to check who is calling. From there it usually goes downhill.


tommyrot - Mar 03, 2010 11:26:07 am PST #12902 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Cheap bumwad scare-ads of the late 1920s

This 1928 bumwad advertorial from Scott is part of the toilet-paper maker's sustained attempt to create a global panic over the use of cheap TP by convincing people that if you used the wrong brand, your asshole would fall out and you'd end up in the hospital.


Jesse - Mar 03, 2010 11:26:09 am PST #12903 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

You should say your name when you answer the phone at work. On the flip side, my old office doesn't have direct lines, so I think it's dumb (and sounds junior) when my boss answers, "[organization], this is [first name]."


flea - Mar 03, 2010 11:27:01 am PST #12904 of 30001
information libertarian

I answer my work phone with my name, but you'd be surprised how many people break into, "I just applied to the law school online but I accidentally sent my test scores..." And I want to say, "Did I just say, 'Hello, this is law school admissions? I did not.'" I get a lot of wrong numbers. But since I am in a helping profession, I politely direct them to the right number.


Polter-Cow - Mar 03, 2010 11:30:03 am PST #12905 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

You should say your name when you answer the phone at work. On the flip side, my old office doesn't have direct lines, so I think it's dumb (and sounds junior) when my boss answers, "[organization], this is [first name]."

My office does have direct lines, so I should be saying, "[organization], this is [first name]," right?


tommyrot - Mar 03, 2010 11:32:09 am PST #12906 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

This is wrong, yet funny: A-Hole Dominates iPod Bidding War (PHOTO)


Jesse - Mar 03, 2010 11:33:19 am PST #12907 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

You could, or assuming that most people are trying to call you, you could just say your name. I prefer [full name], myself, but I think that's kind of a remnant from really working my way up from the bottom of the org chart, so trying to seem extra professional when I got a more professional job.


Sophia Brooks - Mar 03, 2010 11:33:31 am PST #12908 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

My boss has a direct line, but she is a professor/department director, so even saying "This is Professor Smith" would help.

I say the [organization], this is {first name].

At one point we changed our name to Edvantage (instead of Center for Lifelong Learning). We have a local credit union named "Advantage". That was very confusing to callers.