You need to turn your irony-o-meter way, way up when you read that, tommyrot.
See, if I went to that I'd be afraid there'd be audience participation, and they'd make me hold a monkey.
DO NOT WANT.
Patron: That girl is a witch. Mal: Yeah, but she's our witch.
'Safe'
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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Mar 02, 2010 7:44:15 am PST #12550 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Kathy A - Mar 02, 2010 7:44:37 am PST #12551 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
This made me giggle.
§ ita § - Mar 02, 2010 7:47:41 am PST #12552 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
That OK Cupid blog is nothing like my experience. Which was not win. But I was mostly instant-messaged, like Allyson, by young guys--guys 15 years younger than me, it seemed. Few of the guys that sent me email-type messages were older than me. But perhaps I'm just old for the site.
§ ita § - Mar 02, 2010 7:48:08 am PST #12553 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I wanna hold a monkey.
Jesse - Mar 02, 2010 7:48:18 am PST #12554 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I would like to understand why people can't seem to read the actual words in an email. People whose job involves words, even!
Jesse - Mar 02, 2010 7:49:13 am PST #12555 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I've definitely been IMed on there by at least as many young kids as Actual Grownups. I'm willing to posit that each of us (me, ita, Allyson) look young for our age, though.
tommyrot - Mar 02, 2010 7:49:47 am PST #12556 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I wanna hold a monkey.
What if it has fleas? Or if it bites you?
Monkeys are very strong. They can tear/bite your limbs off.
Dana - Mar 02, 2010 7:51:21 am PST #12557 of 30001
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."
I vote for Batman, Scola.
Aims - Mar 02, 2010 7:51:53 am PST #12558 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I would like a lemur. To ride on my camel.
ChiKat - Mar 02, 2010 7:52:28 am PST #12559 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
On OKCupid, I typically get IMed by guys 15-20 years younger than me. I just ignore them.
flea, do not stress about Casper. You'll get him when you get him. As a teacher, we know full well that if we close early, we will have kids for awhile. It's okay.
Of course, I'm not really a teacher, but in order to keep my persona alive, I'm not telling what/who I really am. You'll just have to keep on believing middle aged teacher in the midwest. So there.