You need to turn your irony-o-meter way, way up when you read that, tommyrot.
Young Simon: So... how'd the Independents cut us off? Young River: They were using dinosaurs.
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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Tom Scola - Mar 02, 2010 7:40:45 am PST #12548 of 30001
hwæt
Jesse - Mar 02, 2010 7:43:18 am PST #12549 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
For other interesting things to do in Brooklyn, may I also suggest these folks: [link] A friend of mine is involved.
tommyrot - Mar 02, 2010 7:44:15 am PST #12550 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
You need to turn your irony-o-meter way, way up when you read that, tommyrot.
See, if I went to that I'd be afraid there'd be audience participation, and they'd make me hold a monkey.
DO NOT WANT.
Kathy A - Mar 02, 2010 7:44:37 am PST #12551 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
This made me giggle.
§ ita § - Mar 02, 2010 7:47:41 am PST #12552 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
That OK Cupid blog is nothing like my experience. Which was not win. But I was mostly instant-messaged, like Allyson, by young guys--guys 15 years younger than me, it seemed. Few of the guys that sent me email-type messages were older than me. But perhaps I'm just old for the site.
§ ita § - Mar 02, 2010 7:48:08 am PST #12553 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I wanna hold a monkey.
Jesse - Mar 02, 2010 7:48:18 am PST #12554 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I would like to understand why people can't seem to read the actual words in an email. People whose job involves words, even!
Jesse - Mar 02, 2010 7:49:13 am PST #12555 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I've definitely been IMed on there by at least as many young kids as Actual Grownups. I'm willing to posit that each of us (me, ita, Allyson) look young for our age, though.
tommyrot - Mar 02, 2010 7:49:47 am PST #12556 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I wanna hold a monkey.
What if it has fleas? Or if it bites you?
Monkeys are very strong. They can tear/bite your limbs off.
Dana - Mar 02, 2010 7:51:21 am PST #12557 of 30001
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."
I vote for Batman, Scola.