Wash: Mal, your dead army buddy's on the bridge! Zoe: He ain't dead. Wash: Oh.

'The Message'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Gudanov - Jan 13, 2010 7:33:44 am PST #1228 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

Let's see, sliced bread--as everyone knows--was first made available to the public in 1928 in Missouri (that's right my state invented sliced bread, fly-over state my ass). So whatever it was the best thing since had to have been invented before 1928.

The Automobile?

The Airplane (though since it predated the DC-3, probably not)?

The Sandwich? (A good candidate, though since sliced bread just made sandwich-making easier, it doesn't seem quite right)

Electricity? (A good one)

Special Relativity? (Strong candidate there!)

The Boat? (Very important, but perhaps too old.)

Fire? (Same problem as boats)

Communism? (In retrospect, maybe not)

Capitalism? (Just coming off the early 1900s, not the best time for Capitalism really, though coming in just before 1929 does help.)

The Spork? (Another strong contender!)

Hard to decide


Vortex - Jan 13, 2010 7:34:52 am PST #1229 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

(even if the uncensored promo for last night's first ep did ruin the real show for me)

It didn't so much ruin it as be WAY funnier. I wish I'd seen the show first, then both of them would have been funnier.

However, I am continually amused by the Lem/Phil no look chest bump.


Gudanov - Jan 13, 2010 7:35:47 am PST #1230 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

Why does everyone envision a future where we wear jumpsuits?

I think there's an assumption--judging from Star Trek--that the gay disappears in the future.


Jessica - Jan 13, 2010 7:37:10 am PST #1231 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Why does everyone envision a future where we wear jumpsuits?

Because that sort of futurism was mainly written in the 70's.


Steph L. - Jan 13, 2010 7:40:14 am PST #1232 of 30001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

"The best thing since pay at the pump."

No such thing.

Wait.

Heated mattress pad. Okay, THAT is better than pay at the pump.

At least until June. Then pay-at-the-pump regains its title.


Gudanov - Jan 13, 2010 7:40:46 am PST #1233 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

In the 80s (the Reagan Years) futurism seemed less jumpsuits and more post-nuclear-apocalypse hellscape, when really it should have been less nuclear apocalypse and more financial apocalypse since it seemed to herald in the age of massive deficit spending and financial institution collapse.


tommyrot - Jan 13, 2010 7:45:49 am PST #1234 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

A website devoted to future fashion discusses the jumpsuit:

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Union suits, long underwear, jammies-- call them what you will; the uniform of Future Past is the jumpsuit and its near kith and kin. For men, at least. For women, really, really short skirts are always an option.

Why this love of jumpsuits is so strong remains a mystery. Certainly they have an air of simplicity and efficiency that implies a go-ahead world of tomorrow, but they also tend to lack pockets, are extremely unflattering on spacemen beyond a certain age and girth, tend to ride up in unfortunate places and, in some cases, makes going to the toilet a matter of disrobing completely.

Forbidden Planet had jumpsuits before Trek did....


Tom Scola - Jan 13, 2010 7:47:57 am PST #1235 of 30001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

Haiti's Prime Minister: Hundreds Of Thousands Dead

The prime minister of Haiti, Jean-Max Bellerive, told CNN today that hundreds of thousands of people have died following the catastrophic earthquake that struck near the capitol of Port-au-Prince yesterday.

Jeez.


Polter-Cow - Jan 13, 2010 7:49:23 am PST #1236 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Holy shit.


Fred Pete - Jan 13, 2010 7:50:23 am PST #1237 of 30001
Ann, that's a ferret.

There are only nine million people in the entire country. Which makes the percentage -- just staggering.