I'm doing my taxes. Fascinating, I know. But after today's trip to BevMo for the 5 cent sale, I'm hoping I will get money back instead of owe. The good news is that unlike last year, I did not spend so much that BofA froze my debit card until I could call and verify that I was indeed a purposeful boozer. (In my defense, that $$$ was to set up my new place properly for having megan walker over.)
Dreg: Glory, Your Most Fresh-And-Cleanness. It's only a matter of time-- Glory: Ugh, everything always takes time! What about my time? Does anyone appreciate I'm on a schedule here?! Tick tock, Dreg! Tick freakin' tock!
'Sleeper'
Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
javachik - Feb 27, 2010 7:55:28 pm PST #11895 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.
Hil R. - Feb 27, 2010 7:56:15 pm PST #11896 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
I've been watching SNL, and it took until 12:50 for a sketch to make me laugh.
Liese S. - Feb 27, 2010 7:57:04 pm PST #11897 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Hee. Okay. I concede the point. Also, chicken is tasty.
javachik - Feb 27, 2010 7:59:41 pm PST #11898 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.
When I was very little I attended a church pre-school (the same one where I gave everyone free haircuts with my Crayola scissors) that was attached to a little farm. I distinctly remember a series of Mondays of arriving at the school to find the brand new goslings the farm had acquired on the previous Friday pecked to death, lying flat on the dirt in front of the hens' house.
I have no idea WHY the people who ran that place didn't learn the first, second or third time that little baby geese were not going to survive. God it was so distressing.
But I still don't eat chickens. Shit, if I based my eating habits entirely on the premise that it was okay to eat things stupider and/or meaner than me, I'd eat half the people I meet!
tommyrot - Feb 27, 2010 8:02:37 pm PST #11899 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Maybe see if there's a Crop Mob? [link]
Ooh, that sounds really fun! Hopefully there's something like that nearby, or at least near Madison.
DavidS - Feb 27, 2010 8:05:10 pm PST #11900 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
tommyrot - Feb 27, 2010 8:05:31 pm PST #11901 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Shit, if I based my eating habits entirely on the premise that it was okay to eat things stupider and/or meaner than me, I'd eat half the people I meet!
That makes me think of one of my favorite Far Side cartoons: [link]
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aurelia - Feb 27, 2010 8:06:03 pm PST #11902 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Go here [link] Click on the logo. Click it again. And again, and again...
javachik - Feb 27, 2010 8:07:55 pm PST #11903 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.
tommyrot, I love it!
DavidS - Feb 27, 2010 8:08:13 pm PST #11904 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Bwah!
Loved this exchange on Archer.
Cyril: Hey, will I get to learn karate?
Archer: Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts? No, Isis agents use Krav Maga.
Oh, this one's good too.
Archer: Ironic, isn't it?
Cyril: I'm not sure that's technically irony.
Archer: What? This is like O. Henry and Alanis Morrisette had a baby and named it "This Exact Situation."