Maybe see if there's a Crop Mob? [link]
Ooh, that sounds really fun! Hopefully there's something like that nearby, or at least near Madison.
Gunn: The final score can't be rigged. I don't care how many players you grease, that last shot always comes up a question mark. But here's the thing. You never know when you're taking it. It could be when you're duking it out with the Legion of Doom, or just crossing the street deciding where to have brunch. So you just treat it like it was up to you—the world in balance—'cause you never know when it is.
'Underneath'
Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Feb 27, 2010 8:02:37 pm PST #11899 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
DavidS - Feb 27, 2010 8:05:10 pm PST #11900 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
tommyrot - Feb 27, 2010 8:05:31 pm PST #11901 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Shit, if I based my eating habits entirely on the premise that it was okay to eat things stupider and/or meaner than me, I'd eat half the people I meet!
That makes me think of one of my favorite Far Side cartoons: [link]
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aurelia - Feb 27, 2010 8:06:03 pm PST #11902 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Go here [link] Click on the logo. Click it again. And again, and again...
javachik - Feb 27, 2010 8:07:55 pm PST #11903 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.
tommyrot, I love it!
DavidS - Feb 27, 2010 8:08:13 pm PST #11904 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Bwah!
Loved this exchange on Archer.
Cyril: Hey, will I get to learn karate?
Archer: Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts? No, Isis agents use Krav Maga.
Oh, this one's good too.
Archer: Ironic, isn't it?
Cyril: I'm not sure that's technically irony.
Archer: What? This is like O. Henry and Alanis Morrisette had a baby and named it "This Exact Situation."
tommyrot - Feb 27, 2010 8:13:46 pm PST #11905 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
tommyrot, I love it!
You know something I just discovered? It works even better if you imagine it in the voice of Christopher Walken.
tommyrot - Feb 27, 2010 8:17:43 pm PST #11906 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Go here [link] Click on the logo. Click it again. And again, and again...
See, if those existed, I think it would be justified to kill them strictly for their annoyingness.
Hil R. - Feb 27, 2010 8:20:34 pm PST #11907 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
I didn't know Lisa Frank flashbacks were possible.
Burrell - Feb 27, 2010 8:49:04 pm PST #11908 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Cash, both of my kids have gone through that phase. Franny really went through that ask-about-death phase. She'd ask me about my mother and why she died and if I was going to die too one day. Isaac is kind of there now. Oh, and the ask-about-death phase tends to be followed with the ask-about-God phase, at least in our household.