When I was very little I attended a church pre-school (the same one where I gave everyone free haircuts with my Crayola scissors) that was attached to a little farm. I distinctly remember a series of Mondays of arriving at the school to find the brand new goslings the farm had acquired on the previous Friday pecked to death, lying flat on the dirt in front of the hens' house.

I have no idea WHY the people who ran that place didn't learn the first, second or third time that little baby geese were not going to survive. God it was so distressing.

But I still don't eat chickens. Shit, if I based my eating habits entirely on the premise that it was okay to eat things stupider and/or meaner than me, I'd eat half the people I meet!

Maybe see if there's a Crop Mob? [link]

Ooh, that sounds really fun! Hopefully there's something like that nearby, or at least near Madison.

ita! Francoise Hardy for your Silver Foxes

More Silvery Francoise (et son fils)

Shit, if I based my eating habits entirely on the premise that it was okay to eat things stupider and/or meaner than me, I'd eat half the people I meet!

That makes me think of one of my favorite Far Side cartoons: [link]

Go here [link] Click on the logo. Click it again. And again, and again...

tommyrot, I love it!

Bwah!

Loved this exchange on Archer.

Cyril: Hey, will I get to learn karate?
Archer: Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts? No, Isis agents use Krav Maga.

Oh, this one's good too.

Archer: Ironic, isn't it?
Cyril: I'm not sure that's technically irony.
Archer: What? This is like O. Henry and Alanis Morrisette had a baby and named it "This Exact Situation."

tommyrot, I love it!

You know something I just discovered? It works even better if you imagine it in the voice of Christopher Walken.

Go here [link] Click on the logo. Click it again. And again, and again...

See, if those existed, I think it would be justified to kill them strictly for their annoyingness.

I didn't know Lisa Frank flashbacks were possible.