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Riley: Maybe I should just let you rest. Buffy: You sure? I bet if you just lay down with me- Riley: Nothing you are about to say will lead to rest.
'Lessons'
Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
aurelia - Feb 27, 2010 8:06:03 pm PST #11902 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
javachik - Feb 27, 2010 8:07:55 pm PST #11903 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.
tommyrot, I love it!
DavidS - Feb 27, 2010 8:08:13 pm PST #11904 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Bwah!
Loved this exchange on Archer.
Cyril: Hey, will I get to learn karate?
Archer: Karate? The Dane Cook of martial arts? No, Isis agents use Krav Maga.
Oh, this one's good too.
Archer: Ironic, isn't it?
Cyril: I'm not sure that's technically irony.
Archer: What? This is like O. Henry and Alanis Morrisette had a baby and named it "This Exact Situation."
tommyrot - Feb 27, 2010 8:13:46 pm PST #11905 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
tommyrot, I love it!
You know something I just discovered? It works even better if you imagine it in the voice of Christopher Walken.
tommyrot - Feb 27, 2010 8:17:43 pm PST #11906 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
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See, if those existed, I think it would be justified to kill them strictly for their annoyingness.
Hil R. - Feb 27, 2010 8:20:34 pm PST #11907 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
I didn't know Lisa Frank flashbacks were possible.
Burrell - Feb 27, 2010 8:49:04 pm PST #11908 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Cash, both of my kids have gone through that phase. Franny really went through that ask-about-death phase. She'd ask me about my mother and why she died and if I was going to die too one day. Isaac is kind of there now. Oh, and the ask-about-death phase tends to be followed with the ask-about-God phase, at least in our household.
Cashmere - Feb 27, 2010 8:58:08 pm PST #11909 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.
I'd rather deal with death than god.
DavidS - Feb 27, 2010 9:05:22 pm PST #11910 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
javachik - Feb 27, 2010 9:06:07 pm PST #11911 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.
All of those tough and awkward parenting moments are made that much harder with having to deal with the kids talking with other kids who report to their parents. I imagine, obviously, since I don't have kids. I always think parenting has got to be so hard, because everything you do can have community repercussions.