Oh, I will, sweetie, I will! My eyes practically gleamed when I saw SMOKED CHEESE!!! I need to get some crackers ;)
I'm just trying to tell you that we have nothing in common besides both of us liking your penis.
Anya ,'Dirty Girls'
Goodbye and Good Riddance 2009: So long and thanks for all the fish.
Every year we watch the Charlie Brown special, do the Snoopy dance, wish everybody a Merry Christmukkah, and thank our Secret Santas in the good riddance thread. Which is this one, in case you were wondering. Oh, and 2009? Don't think we've forgotten about you
Vortex - Feb 24, 2010 6:47:17 am PST #490 of 549
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Strix - Feb 27, 2010 8:44:24 pm PST #491 of 549
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
FWIW, I am a delayed Slacker Sekrit Santa. I get my first paycheck since October at the beginning of March, so whoever my Lucky Recipient is will be getting his/her giftage after that.
Fay - Feb 28, 2010 1:35:35 am PST #492 of 549
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
See, you're making me feel better about my slackerdom there, love! (Although granted, my only reason for slacking off in posting was...being a slacker.)
Also: YAY FOR YOUR PAYCHECK-HAVING-NESS!!!!
Zenkitty - Feb 28, 2010 3:40:12 am PST #493 of 549
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
I'm hoping I don't get my gift until after I've sent out mine. I'll feel less guilty.
I'm blaming my slackage on being snowed in and/or depressed all winter.
Is slack really a word? Slack. Slacks. Slacking wearing slacks. Slack slack slack. Spock's cousin Slack. Slacky-back. Slack bin Walla. Lickety-slack. Sleeslacks: reptilian bipeds who don't give a damn about Marshall, Will, or Holly.
Steph L. - Feb 28, 2010 11:51:10 am PST #494 of 549
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
I just wanted to mention that, according to the vote that passed back in November, this thread will close at the end of March, AND (perhaps more significantly), "As of the last day of February, any ungifted Santa or Slacker Santa giftees will have the option to throw their names back into the pool to be gifted by other volunteers, which will be a way for people who found themselves unable to gift for one reason or another to bow out gracefully and for everyone to get closure on the year without the thread going on for months."
FYI.
t edit I'm mentioning it because today IS the last day of February, despite the fact that that doesn't seem possible.
javachik - Feb 28, 2010 11:55:17 am PST #495 of 549
Our wings are not tired.
If it's needed, I can volunteer to take someone's gift on. I had fun choosing Aimee's!!
Anne W. - Feb 28, 2010 12:18:40 pm PST #496 of 549
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
I can also volunteer to provide a substitute gift!
Pix - Feb 28, 2010 12:28:47 pm PST #497 of 549
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
I will also volunteer to take on a giftee.
DavidS - Feb 28, 2010 2:53:49 pm PST #498 of 549
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Let's hear from some slacking Gifters and see if they've got their packages together but just haven't managed to get to the post office. (A common hazard in this project.)
SuziQ - Feb 28, 2010 3:02:09 pm PST #499 of 549
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
I can offer to be a clearing house for the slakers and ungifted. I know Nilly has the master list - don't know if she has the time available.