Well, if we followed the recipe...should be cake. A demon-violence-free-zone cake.

Lorne ,'Why We Fight'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


omnis_audis - Feb 06, 2010 9:14:05 am PST #9244 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

I don't want to work today. Must. Blargh.

Library sex sounds hot. Books in the shower while having sex sounds pulpy, and bad for the books.

P-C, what was the clog made of? How long have you been in the apt? If short time, I would argue that there wasn't enough time for a gent with short hair and no gf to clog the drain that far down.


smonster - Feb 06, 2010 9:18:31 am PST #9245 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Books in the shower while having sex sounds pulpy, and bad for the books.

Unless the book in question is Cradle to Cradle by William McDonough, which is printed on plastic instead of paper. [link] But you'd have to be a bigger ecofreak than even I for that book to get you hot.


Pix - Feb 06, 2010 9:18:32 am PST #9246 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.

The problem with shower sex is that it's very difficult for one person to stay warm. Especially if that person is significantly shorter.


omnis_audis - Feb 06, 2010 9:23:40 am PST #9247 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Clearly you need a dual shower head system, with one on each end of the tub. Surround Water technology.


§ ita § - Feb 06, 2010 9:26:39 am PST #9248 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The problem with shower sex is that it's very difficult for one person to stay warm

What assumptions are you making about the ambient temperature? I've never had this be a problem, although I guess it could be if the bathroom is kept cold.


sj - Feb 06, 2010 9:49:09 am PST #9249 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Is there a nice way of saying: We are disappointed that this happened again after your promise that it would not, and just because we chose not to take any action last night does not mean we won't take action if this happens again.


Cass - Feb 06, 2010 10:03:36 am PST #9250 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Library sex sounds hot. Books in the shower while having sex sounds pulpy, and bad for the books.

Waterproof porn, IJS.


smonster - Feb 06, 2010 10:11:12 am PST #9251 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Cass FTW.


Jessica - Feb 06, 2010 10:31:55 am PST #9252 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

The problem with shower sex is that it's very difficult for one person to stay warm. Especially if that person is significantly shorter.

On the flip side, if there's not a significant height difference, shower sex becomes difficult for other logistical reasons. (Unless one or both parties is very strong, or very flexible.)

This is why when I'm rich I'm going to have a GIANT bathtub.


Vortex - Feb 06, 2010 10:59:05 am PST #9253 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

hoping that the driver will notice the the white honda usu parked ifo my house is across the street and realize how crappy her parking job was and never ever do it again.

Not going to happen. Anyone that self centered will not notice. Make up a nice note when you're not pissed and put it under her windshield. something like "I've noticed that you tend to park in the middle of empty spots. Could you take more care to leave more space for others to park? Thanks!"

She's also giving advice to the team. "Don't kick it - pass it - come on - hurray." Is this normal, or should I worry?

perfectly normal. No worry necessary.

The problem with shower sex is that it's very difficult for one person to stay warm. Especially if that person is significantly shorter.

Well, when you're showering together, this is an issue, but I find that once the boom chicka wow wow starts happening, you don't really notice.

So, we're in Snowpocalypse 2: Electric Boogaloo. Here's my balcony [link]

And the view out of my front door (which I cannot open) [link]