The problem with shower sex is that it's very difficult for one person to stay warm. Especially if that person is significantly shorter.
Buffy: How bored were you last year? Giles: I watched 'Passions' with Spike. Let us never speak of it.
'Beneath You'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
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Pix - Feb 06, 2010 9:18:32 am PST #9246 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.
omnis_audis - Feb 06, 2010 9:23:40 am PST #9247 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Clearly you need a dual shower head system, with one on each end of the tub. Surround Water technology.
§ ita § - Feb 06, 2010 9:26:39 am PST #9248 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
The problem with shower sex is that it's very difficult for one person to stay warm
What assumptions are you making about the ambient temperature? I've never had this be a problem, although I guess it could be if the bathroom is kept cold.
sj - Feb 06, 2010 9:49:09 am PST #9249 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Is there a nice way of saying: We are disappointed that this happened again after your promise that it would not, and just because we chose not to take any action last night does not mean we won't take action if this happens again.
Cass - Feb 06, 2010 10:03:36 am PST #9250 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Library sex sounds hot. Books in the shower while having sex sounds pulpy, and bad for the books.
Waterproof porn, IJS.
smonster - Feb 06, 2010 10:11:12 am PST #9251 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Cass FTW.
Jessica - Feb 06, 2010 10:31:55 am PST #9252 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
The problem with shower sex is that it's very difficult for one person to stay warm. Especially if that person is significantly shorter.
On the flip side, if there's not a significant height difference, shower sex becomes difficult for other logistical reasons. (Unless one or both parties is very strong, or very flexible.)
This is why when I'm rich I'm going to have a GIANT bathtub.
Vortex - Feb 06, 2010 10:59:05 am PST #9253 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
hoping that the driver will notice the the white honda usu parked ifo my house is across the street and realize how crappy her parking job was and never ever do it again.
Not going to happen. Anyone that self centered will not notice. Make up a nice note when you're not pissed and put it under her windshield. something like "I've noticed that you tend to park in the middle of empty spots. Could you take more care to leave more space for others to park? Thanks!"
She's also giving advice to the team. "Don't kick it - pass it - come on - hurray." Is this normal, or should I worry?
perfectly normal. No worry necessary.
The problem with shower sex is that it's very difficult for one person to stay warm. Especially if that person is significantly shorter.
Well, when you're showering together, this is an issue, but I find that once the boom chicka wow wow starts happening, you don't really notice.
So, we're in Snowpocalypse 2: Electric Boogaloo. Here's my balcony [link]
And the view out of my front door (which I cannot open) [link]
Calli - Feb 06, 2010 11:28:32 am PST #9254 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Vortex, that's some impressive snow. Also, the townhomes in your neighborhood look very nifty.
Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Feb 06, 2010 11:43:08 am PST #9255 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"
perfectly normal. No worry necessary.
Thank you all for the reassurance. I am not a Proper Lesbian, and I do not understand Teh Sports.