'War Stories'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
The problem with shower sex is that it's very difficult for one person to stay warm. Especially if that person is significantly shorter.
On the flip side, if there's not a significant height difference, shower sex becomes difficult for other logistical reasons. (Unless one or both parties is very strong, or very flexible.)
This is why when I'm rich I'm going to have a GIANT bathtub.
hoping that the driver will notice the the white honda usu parked ifo my house is across the street and realize how crappy her parking job was and never ever do it again.
Not going to happen. Anyone that self centered will not notice. Make up a nice note when you're not pissed and put it under her windshield. something like "I've noticed that you tend to park in the middle of empty spots. Could you take more care to leave more space for others to park? Thanks!"
She's also giving advice to the team. "Don't kick it - pass it - come on - hurray." Is this normal, or should I worry?
perfectly normal. No worry necessary.
The problem with shower sex is that it's very difficult for one person to stay warm. Especially if that person is significantly shorter.
Well, when you're showering together, this is an issue, but I find that once the boom chicka wow wow starts happening, you don't really notice.
So, we're in Snowpocalypse 2: Electric Boogaloo. Here's my balcony [link]
And the view out of my front door (which I cannot open) [link]
Vortex, that's some impressive snow. Also, the townhomes in your neighborhood look very nifty.
perfectly normal. No worry necessary.
Thank you all for the reassurance. I am not a Proper Lesbian, and I do not understand Teh Sports.
Ha! If it makes you feel any better, this straight girl would have been sitting next to The Girl yelling as well.
Plus, someone has to be willing to leave to get more beer.
Plus, someone has to be willing to leave to get more beer.
Or, y'know, sitting in the next room reading Bourdieu while drinking wine. On account of being allergic to rugby.
Or, y'know, sitting in the next room reading Bourdieu while drinking wine. On account of being allergic to rugby.
as long as you're willing to bring more beer when asked.
Ask the audience question (I swear this is less random than it appears):
What, in your opinion, are Frank Oz's 5 most famous characters?
Ha! If it makes you feel any better, this straight girl would have been sitting next to The Girl yelling as well.
As would this mostly-straight girl.
Debet, #1 would be Miss Piggy. As to the rest...
as long as you're willing to bring more beer when asked
Absolutely. I understand (from living with a cricket-obsessed room mate for many years) that a spectator can't leave to get beer. Something about jinxing their team.
What, in your opinion, are Frank Oz's 5 most famous characters?
Yoda. Fozzy Bear. Miss Piggy... I can't get to five, as I'm never sure which characters were his and which were other puppeteers', but those are the ones I know him for being behind.